/*document.documentElement.innerHTML = document.documentElement.innerHTML .replace(/witnesses/g, "these dudes I know") .replace(/allegedly/g, "kinda probably") .replace(/new study/g, "tumblr post") .replace(/rebuild/g, "avenge") .replace(/space/g, "spaaaaaaaaaaaaaace") .replace(/Google Glass/g, "virtual boy") .replace(/car/g, "cat") .replace(/election/g, "eating contest") .replace(/president/g, "garbage man") .replace(/Russian/g, "Ruskie") .replace(/American/g, "Freedom Fighter") .replace(/give/g, "gib") .replace(/gave/g, "gibbed") .replace(/make/g, "mak") .replace(/made/g, "mak-ed") .replace(/mistake/g, "mistak") .replace(/game/g, "gam") .replace(/radioactive/g, "kinda dangerous") .replace(/Democratic Party/g, "Elephants") .replace(/Republican Party/g, "Donkeys") .replace(/Democratic-Donkeys/g, "Elephant-Donkeys");*/ var html = document.documentElement.innerHTML; var wordsReplacee = []; var wordsReplacer = []; var test = "witnesses these dudes I know\nallegedly kinda probably\npresident garbage man\ngive gib"; //^ this is where we reference the reading of file var file = test.split(/[\s]/); for( var i = 0; i < file.length ; i+=2 ) { wordsReplacee.push(file[i]); wordsReplacer.push(file[i+1]); console.log(wordsReplacee); console.log(wordsReplacer); } for( var a = 0; a < wordsReplacee.length; a++ ) { var reg = new RegExp(wordsReplacee[a], "gi"); if (a = 0) { htmlReplaced = html.replace(reg, wordsReplacer); } else { htmlReplaced = htmlReplaced.replace(reg, wordsReplacer); } }