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# app when you run 'meteor update'. You should check it into version control
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# Meteor packages used by this project, one per line.
# Check this file (and the other files in this directory) into your repository.
#
# 'meteor add' and 'meteor remove' will edit this file for you,
# but you can also edit it by hand.
meteor-base # Packages every Meteor app needs to have
mobile-experience # Packages for a great mobile UX
mongo # The database Meteor supports right now
blaze-html-templates # Compile .html files into Meteor Blaze views
session # Client-side reactive dictionary for your app
jquery # Helpful client-side library
tracker # Meteor's client-side reactive programming library
standard-minifiers # JS/CSS minifiers run for production mode
es5-shim # ECMAScript 5 compatibility for older browsers.
ecmascript # Enable ECMAScript2015+ syntax in app code
autopublish # Publish all data to the clients (for prototyping)
insecure # Allow all DB writes from clients (for prototyping)
ongoworks:security
mizzao:autocomplete
kaamodt:simple-number-spinner

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autoupdate@1.2.4
babel-compiler@5.8.24_1
babel-runtime@0.1.4
base64@1.0.4
binary-heap@1.0.4
blaze@2.1.3
blaze-html-templates@1.0.1
blaze-tools@1.0.4
boilerplate-generator@1.0.4
caching-compiler@1.0.0
caching-html-compiler@1.0.2
callback-hook@1.0.4
check@1.1.0
coffeescript@1.0.11
dandv:caret-position@2.1.1
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ddp-client@1.2.1
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deps@1.0.9
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ecmascript@0.1.6
ecmascript-runtime@0.2.6
ejson@1.0.7
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fastclick@1.0.7
geojson-utils@1.0.4
hot-code-push@1.0.0
html-tools@1.0.5
htmljs@1.0.5
http@1.1.1
id-map@1.0.4
insecure@1.0.4
jquery@1.11.4
kaamodt:simple-number-spinner@0.0.7
launch-screen@1.0.4
livedata@1.0.15
logging@1.0.8
meteor@1.1.10
meteor-base@1.0.1
minifiers@1.1.7
minimongo@1.0.10
mizzao:autocomplete@0.5.1
mobile-experience@1.0.1
mobile-status-bar@1.0.6
mongo@1.1.3
mongo-id@1.0.1
npm-mongo@1.4.39_1
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ongoworks:security@1.3.0
ordered-dict@1.0.4
promise@0.5.1
random@1.0.5
reactive-dict@1.1.3
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session@1.1.1
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standard-minifiers@1.0.2
templating@1.1.5
templating-tools@1.0.0
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#main {
margin: auto;
width: 66%;
background-color: red;
padding: 2%;
margin-top: 2%;
border-radius: 15px;
}
#spin {
margin-left: 10%;
}
#legend {
font-size: 190%;
}

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<head>
<title>kung-fu-quoting</title>
</head>
<body>
{{> hello}}
</body>
<template name="hello">
<div id="main">
{{> inputAutocomplete settings=settings id="legend" class="form-control" name="legend" placeholder="Quote Fragment" }}
<div id="spin">
<div>
<p>Padding Before</p>
{{> numberSpinner min=0 max=10 value=0 id="before"}}
</div>
<div>
<p>Padding After</p>
{{> numberSpinner min=0 max=10 value=0 id="after"}}
</div>
</div>
</div>
</template>
<template name="kung">
{{name}}
</template>

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test = "";
Template.hello.helpers({
settings: function() {
return {
position: "bottom",
limit: 10,
rules: [
{
token: '',
collection: subtitles,
field: 'subtitle',
matchAll: true,
template: Template.kung
}
]
};
},
sounurl: function() {
}
});
Template.hello.events({
'click button': function() {
console.log("clicked");
},
'keyup #legend': function(event) {
search = document.getElementById('legend').value;
before = document.getElementById('before').value
if (before === "" || before === NaN) {
before = 0;
} else {
before = parseInt(before);
}
// search = "I figured it out. Skadoosh."
search = subtitles.find({"subtitle": search}).fetch()[0];
start = search.start;
start = start.split(":")
start = 1000 * ((60 * 60 * parseInt(start[0])) + (60 * parseInt(start[1])) + parseInt(start[2]));
end = search.end;
end = end.split(":")
end = 1000 * ((60 * 60 * parseInt(end[0])) + (60 * parseInt(end[1])) + parseInt(end[2])) + 500;
mySound = new Audio("http://127.0.0.1:5000/getquote?start=" + start + "&end=" + (end + (1000*before)));
mySound.play();
}
});
Template.kung.helpers({
name: function() {
return this.subtitle;
}
})

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subtitles.remove({});
entries = [{"start": "00:00:37.07", "end": "00:00:41.01", "subtitle": "Legend tells of a legendary warrior..."},
{"start": "00:00:41.02", "end": "00:00:44.04", "subtitle": "...whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend."},
{"start": "00:00:45.05", "end": "00:00:50.01", "subtitle": "He traveled the land in search of worthy foes."},
{"start": "00:00:59.09", "end": "00:01:05.06", "subtitle": "I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew on my fist!"},
{"start": "00:01:05.07", "end": "00:01:09.02", "subtitle": "The warrior said nothing, for his mouth was full."},
{"start": "00:01:09.03", "end": "00:01:12.05", "subtitle": "Then he swallowed. And then he spoke."},
{"start": "00:01:12.05", "end": "00:01:14.08", "subtitle": "Enough talk. Let's fight!"},
{"start": "00:01:14.09", "end": "00:01:16.03", "subtitle": "Shashabooey!"},
{"start": "00:01:19.03", "end": "00:01:21.01", "subtitle": "He was so deadly in fact,"},
{"start": "00:01:21.02", "end": "00:01:24.09", "subtitle": "that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness."},
{"start": "00:01:24.10", "end": "00:01:27.02", "subtitle": "- My eyes! - He's too awesome!"},
{"start": "00:01:27.03", "end": "00:01:30.00", "subtitle": "- And attractive. - How can we repay you?"},
{"start": "00:01:30.09", "end": "00:01:33.03", "subtitle": "There is no charge for awesomeness."},
{"start": "00:01:33.03", "end": "00:01:35.10", "subtitle": "Or attractiveness."},
{"start": "00:01:36.00", "end": "00:01:37.03", "subtitle": "Kablooey!"},
{"start": "00:01:37.04", "end": "00:01:40.01", "subtitle": "It mattered not how many foes he faced."},
{"start": "00:01:40.02", "end": "00:01:43.00", "subtitle": "They were no match for his bodacity!"},
{"start": "00:01:55.05", "end": "00:02:00.02", "subtitle": "Never before had a panda been so feared! And so loved."},
{"start": "00:02:01.01", "end": "00:02:03.08", "subtitle": "Even the most heroic heroes in China,"},
{"start": "00:02:03.09", "end": "00:02:06.01", "subtitle": "the Furious Five,"},
{"start": "00:02:06.02", "end": "00:02:09.01", "subtitle": "bowed in respect to this great master."},
{"start": "00:02:09.02", "end": "00:02:10.10", "subtitle": "We should hang out."},
{"start": "00:02:11.01", "end": "00:02:12.02", "subtitle": "Agreed."},
{"start": "00:02:15.00", "end": "00:02:17.02", "subtitle": "But hanging out would have to wait."},
{"start": "00:02:17.03", "end": "00:02:21.07", "subtitle": "Because when you're facing the 10,000 demons of Demon Mountain,"},
{"start": "00:02:21.08", "end": "00:02:24.06", "subtitle": "there's only one thing that matters and that's..."},
{"start": "00:02:24.08", "end": "00:02:26.04", "subtitle": "Po! Get up!"},
{"start": "00:02:26.05", "end": "00:02:28.02", "subtitle": "You'll be later for work!"},
{"start": "00:02:28.03", "end": "00:02:29.06", "subtitle": "What?"},
{"start": "00:02:36.01", "end": "00:02:38.04", "subtitle": "Po! Get up!"},
{"start": "00:02:53.07", "end": "00:02:57.02", "subtitle": "Po. What are you doing up there?"},
{"start": "00:02:57.02", "end": "00:02:58.05", "subtitle": "Nothing."},
{"start": "00:03:02.00", "end": "00:03:05.08", "subtitle": "Monkey! Mantis! Crane! Viper! Tigress!"},
{"start": "00:03:12.03", "end": "00:03:15.05", "subtitle": "Po! Let's go! You're late for work."},
{"start": "00:03:15.06", "end": "00:03:16.10", "subtitle": "Coming!"},
{"start": "00:03:27.04", "end": "00:03:28.05", "subtitle": "Sorry, Dad."},
{"start": "00:03:28.06", "end": "00:03:31.04", "subtitle": "Sorry doesn't make the noodles."},
{"start": "00:03:31.05", "end": "00:03:33.08", "subtitle": "What were you doing up there? All that noise."},
{"start": "00:03:33.09", "end": "00:03:36.04", "subtitle": "Nothing. I just had a crazy dream."},
{"start": "00:03:36.05", "end": "00:03:37.07", "subtitle": "About what?"},
{"start": "00:03:37.08", "end": "00:03:39.04", "subtitle": "What were you dreaming about?"},
{"start": "00:03:39.04", "end": "00:03:40.10", "subtitle": "What was I?"},
{"start": "00:03:41.08", "end": "00:03:43.08", "subtitle": "I was dreaming about..."},
{"start": "00:03:45.09", "end": "00:03:46.08", "subtitle": "...noodles."},
{"start": "00:03:47.03", "end": "00:03:50.10", "subtitle": "Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles?"},
{"start": "00:03:51.01", "end": "00:03:53.06", "subtitle": "Yeah. What else would I be dreaming about?"},
{"start": "00:03:53.07", "end": "00:03:56.02", "subtitle": "Careful! That soup is sharp."},
{"start": "00:03:56.02", "end": "00:03:57.07", "subtitle": "Oh, happy day!"},
{"start": "00:03:57.08", "end": "00:04:01.07", "subtitle": "My son, finally having the noodle dream!"},
{"start": "00:04:03.01", "end": "00:04:07.01", "subtitle": "You don't know how long I've been waiting for this moment."},
{"start": "00:04:07.01", "end": "00:04:09.00", "subtitle": "This is a sign, Po."},
{"start": "00:04:09.01", "end": "00:04:10.09", "subtitle": "A sign of what?"},
{"start": "00:04:10.09", "end": "00:04:15.06", "subtitle": "You are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient"},
{"start": "00:04:15.07", "end": "00:04:17.09", "subtitle": "of my Secret Ingredient Soup."},
{"start": "00:04:17.10", "end": "00:04:23.01", "subtitle": "Then you will fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant!"},
{"start": "00:04:23.02", "end": "00:04:26.07", "subtitle": "As I took it over from my father, who took it over from his father..."},
{"start": "00:04:26.08", "end": "00:04:29.04", "subtitle": "...who won it from a friend in mahjong."},
{"start": "00:04:29.05", "end": "00:04:32.02", "subtitle": "Dad, Dad, Dad, it was just a dream."},
{"start": "00:04:32.03", "end": "00:04:34.06", "subtitle": "No, it was the dream."},
{"start": "00:04:34.06", "end": "00:04:38.02", "subtitle": "We are noodle folk. Broth runs through our veins."},
{"start": "00:04:38.03", "end": "00:04:42.02", "subtitle": "But, Dad, didn't you ever want to do something else?"},
{"start": "00:04:42.02", "end": "00:04:44.01", "subtitle": "Something besides noodles?"},
{"start": "00:04:44.02", "end": "00:04:47.01", "subtitle": "Actually, when I was young and crazy,"},
{"start": "00:04:47.02", "end": "00:04:51.02", "subtitle": "I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu."},
{"start": "00:04:51.03", "end": "00:04:52.04", "subtitle": "Why didn't you?"},
{"start": "00:04:52.05", "end": "00:04:54.03", "subtitle": "Because it was a stupid dream."},
{"start": "00:04:55.01", "end": "00:04:58.05", "subtitle": "Can you imagine me making tofu?"},
{"start": "00:04:59.03", "end": "00:05:00.10", "subtitle": "Tofu."},
{"start": "00:05:01.01", "end": "00:05:04.05", "subtitle": "No! We all have our place in this world."},
{"start": "00:05:04.05", "end": "00:05:07.01", "subtitle": "Mine is here, and yours is..."},
{"start": "00:05:07.02", "end": "00:05:08.04", "subtitle": "I know, is here."},
{"start": "00:05:08.05", "end": "00:05:11.06", "subtitle": "No, it's at tables 2, 5, 7, and 12"},
{"start": "00:05:11.07", "end": "00:05:13.07", "subtitle": "Service with a smile."},
{"start": "00:05:43.00", "end": "00:05:47.03", "subtitle": "Well done, students... if you were trying to disappoint me."},
{"start": "00:05:47.04", "end": "00:05:50.06", "subtitle": "Tigress, you need more ferocity! Monkey, greater speed."},
{"start": "00:05:50.06", "end": "00:05:53.05", "subtitle": "Crane, height. Viper, subtlety. Mantis..."},
{"start": "00:05:53.06", "end": "00:05:55.04", "subtitle": "- Master Shifu. - What?!"},
{"start": "00:05:55.05", "end": "00:05:57.10", "subtitle": "It's Master Oogway. He wants to see you."},
{"start": "00:06:08.09", "end": "00:06:12.03", "subtitle": "Master Oogway, you summoned me? Is something wrong?"},
{"start": "00:06:18.06", "end": "00:06:23.01", "subtitle": "Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend?"},
{"start": "00:06:23.01", "end": "00:06:25.03", "subtitle": "So, nothing's wrong?"},
{"start": "00:06:25.03", "end": "00:06:27.10", "subtitle": "Well, I didn't say that."},
{"start": "00:06:46.04", "end": "00:06:47.07", "subtitle": "You were saying?"},
{"start": "00:06:47.08", "end": "00:06:50.09", "subtitle": "I have had a vision."},
{"start": "00:06:50.09", "end": "00:06:53.07", "subtitle": "Tai Lung will return."},
{"start": "00:06:58.06", "end": "00:07:01.02", "subtitle": "That is impossible! He is in prison."},
{"start": "00:07:01.03", "end": "00:07:04.00", "subtitle": "Nothing is impossible."},
{"start": "00:07:04.09", "end": "00:07:05.09", "subtitle": "Zeng!"},
{"start": "00:07:05.10", "end": "00:07:08.03", "subtitle": "Fly to Chorh-Gom prison and tell them"},
{"start": "00:07:08.04", "end": "00:07:11.07", "subtitle": "to double the guards, double their weapons, double everything!"},
{"start": "00:07:11.08", "end": "00:07:13.07", "subtitle": "Tai Lung does not leave that prison!"},
{"start": "00:07:13.07", "end": "00:07:15.02", "subtitle": "Yes, Master Shifu!"},
{"start": "00:07:17.00", "end": "00:07:22.02", "subtitle": "One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it."},
{"start": "00:07:22.03", "end": "00:07:26.03", "subtitle": "We must do something! We can't let him march on the valley, take his revenge!"},
{"start": "00:07:26.03", "end": "00:07:27.03", "subtitle": "He'll..."},
{"start": "00:07:27.04", "end": "00:07:29.07", "subtitle": "Your mind is like this water, my friend."},
{"start": "00:07:29.08", "end": "00:07:33.02", "subtitle": "When it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see."},
{"start": "00:07:34.01", "end": "00:07:36.04", "subtitle": "But if you allow it to settle..."},
{"start": "00:07:36.08", "end": "00:07:39.04", "subtitle": "...the answer becomes clear."},
{"start": "00:07:42.08", "end": "00:07:44.06", "subtitle": "The Dragon Scroll."},
{"start": "00:07:45.04", "end": "00:07:46.10", "subtitle": "It is time."},
{"start": "00:07:47.01", "end": "00:07:51.08", "subtitle": "But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power?"},
{"start": "00:07:51.09", "end": "00:07:56.06", "subtitle": "To become the Dragon Warrior?"},
{"start": "00:07:56.07", "end": "00:07:58.01", "subtitle": "I don't know."},
{"start": "00:07:59.08", "end": "00:08:01.09", "subtitle": "Excuse me. Pardon me. Sorry."},
{"start": "00:08:02.08", "end": "00:08:03.08", "subtitle": "Watch it!"},
{"start": "00:08:03.09", "end": "00:08:05.04", "subtitle": "Sorry. Suck it up!"},
{"start": "00:08:06.09", "end": "00:08:09.06", "subtitle": "Sorry. A thousand pardons."},
{"start": "00:08:09.07", "end": "00:08:10.06", "subtitle": "What?"},
{"start": "00:08:12.08", "end": "00:08:16.00", "subtitle": "Master Oogway's choosing the Dragon Warrior! Today!"},
{"start": "00:08:16.01", "end": "00:08:20.07", "subtitle": "Everyone! Get to the Jade Palace! One of the Five is gonna get the Dragon Scroll!"},
{"start": "00:08:20.08", "end": "00:08:23.08", "subtitle": "We've waited 1,000 years for this! Take the bowl!"},
{"start": "00:08:23.09", "end": "00:08:28.00", "subtitle": "This is the greatest day in kung fu history! Just go!"},
{"start": "00:08:28.01", "end": "00:08:30.01", "subtitle": "Po! Where are you going?"},
{"start": "00:08:31.00", "end": "00:08:33.03", "subtitle": "To the Jade Palace."},
{"start": "00:08:33.04", "end": "00:08:35.07", "subtitle": "You're forgetting your noodle cart."},
{"start": "00:08:35.08", "end": "00:08:40.03", "subtitle": "The whole valley will be there, and you'll sell noodles to all of them."},
{"start": "00:08:40.04", "end": "00:08:41.08", "subtitle": "Selling noodles?"},
{"start": "00:08:44.05", "end": "00:08:46.09", "subtitle": "But, Dad, I was thinking, maybe I..."},
{"start": "00:08:46.10", "end": "00:08:49.01", "subtitle": "- Yeah? - I was thinking maybe I..."},
{"start": "00:08:52.10", "end": "00:08:57.05", "subtitle": "...could also sell the bean buns. They're about to go bad."},
{"start": "00:08:57.06", "end": "00:08:59.03", "subtitle": "That's my boy!"},
{"start": "00:08:59.04", "end": "00:09:01.06", "subtitle": "I told you that dream was a sign."},
{"start": "00:09:01.07", "end": "00:09:04.06", "subtitle": "Yeah. Glad I had it."},
{"start": "00:09:08.08", "end": "00:09:11.02", "subtitle": "- I'm a kung fu warrior! - Me, too!"},
{"start": "00:09:11.03", "end": "00:09:13.08", "subtitle": "- There's spots at the top. - Let's go."},
{"start": "00:09:48.04", "end": "00:09:51.01", "subtitle": "Come on. Come on!"},
{"start": "00:09:51.02", "end": "00:09:53.01", "subtitle": "Almost there."},
{"start": "00:09:53.01", "end": "00:09:54.03", "subtitle": "What?"},
{"start": "00:09:54.04", "end": "00:09:57.00", "subtitle": "No! Oh, no!"},
{"start": "00:09:59.04", "end": "00:10:02.09", "subtitle": "- Sorry, Po. - We'll bring you back a souvenir."},
{"start": "00:10:07.04", "end": "00:10:10.09", "subtitle": "No. I'll bring me back a souvenir."},
{"start": "00:10:16.01", "end": "00:10:17.05", "subtitle": "It is an historic day."},
{"start": "00:10:17.05", "end": "00:10:19.03", "subtitle": "Isn't it, Master Oogway?"},
{"start": "00:10:19.04", "end": "00:10:24.03", "subtitle": "Yes, and one I feared I would not live to see."},
{"start": "00:10:24.03", "end": "00:10:26.03", "subtitle": "Are your students ready?"},
{"start": "00:10:26.04", "end": "00:10:28.02", "subtitle": "Yes, Master Oogway."},
{"start": "00:10:29.03", "end": "00:10:31.01", "subtitle": "Know this, old friend."},
{"start": "00:10:31.01", "end": "00:10:35.05", "subtitle": "Whomever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley..."},
{"start": "00:10:35.05", "end": "00:10:38.02", "subtitle": "...but also to you."},
{"start": "00:10:41.09", "end": "00:10:41.10", "subtitle": "Let the tournament begin!"},
{"start": "00:10:41.10", "end": "00:10:45.06", "subtitle": "Let the tournament begin!"},
{"start": "00:10:57.01", "end": "00:10:58.05", "subtitle": "Yeah."},
{"start": "00:11:00.10", "end": "00:11:02.02", "subtitle": "No, no, wait!"},
{"start": "00:11:02.03", "end": "00:11:04.06", "subtitle": "I'm coming! Wait, wait!"},
{"start": "00:11:04.07", "end": "00:11:05.09", "subtitle": "Yes!"},
{"start": "00:11:08.09", "end": "00:11:11.03", "subtitle": "Hey! Open the door!"},
{"start": "00:11:13.02", "end": "00:11:16.03", "subtitle": "Let me in!"},
{"start": "00:11:16.03", "end": "00:11:18.09", "subtitle": "Citizens of the Valley of Peace,"},
{"start": "00:11:18.10", "end": "00:11:22.07", "subtitle": "it is my great honor to present to you... Tigress!"},
{"start": "00:11:22.07", "end": "00:11:26.09", "subtitle": "Viper! Crane! Monkey! Mantis!"},
{"start": "00:11:26.10", "end": "00:11:28.03", "subtitle": "The Furious Five!"},
{"start": "00:11:41.01", "end": "00:11:42.06", "subtitle": "Yeah, the Furious Five!"},
{"start": "00:11:44.09", "end": "00:11:46.02", "subtitle": "Warriors, prepare!"},
{"start": "00:11:46.03", "end": "00:11:48.08", "subtitle": "Wait. No. Oh, peeky-hole."},
{"start": "00:11:48.09", "end": "00:11:50.02", "subtitle": "- Ready for battle! - Yeah."},
{"start": "00:11:52.03", "end": "00:11:54.03", "subtitle": "The Thousand Tongues of Fire."},
{"start": "00:11:56.06", "end": "00:11:57.07", "subtitle": "Look at that."},
{"start": "00:11:57.08", "end": "00:11:59.08", "subtitle": "Hey! Get out of the way!"},
{"start": "00:12:32.10", "end": "00:12:36.04", "subtitle": "And finally Master Tigress!"},
{"start": "00:12:37.08", "end": "00:12:42.02", "subtitle": "And believe me, citizens, you have not seen anything yet."},
{"start": "00:12:42.03", "end": "00:12:43.05", "subtitle": "I know!"},
{"start": "00:12:43.06", "end": "00:12:48.07", "subtitle": "Master Tigress! Face Iron Ox and his Blades of Death."},
{"start": "00:13:01.01", "end": "00:13:05.05", "subtitle": "I sense the Dragon Warrior is among us."},
{"start": "00:13:10.07", "end": "00:13:13.07", "subtitle": "Citizens of the Valley of Peace,"},
{"start": "00:13:13.08", "end": "00:13:18.03", "subtitle": "Master Oogway will now choose the Dragon Warrior!"},
{"start": "00:13:19.03", "end": "00:13:21.05", "subtitle": "Oh, no! No, no, wait!"},
{"start": "00:13:22.07", "end": "00:13:24.02", "subtitle": "Yeah."},
{"start": "00:13:40.08", "end": "00:13:41.08", "subtitle": "Po!"},
{"start": "00:13:41.09", "end": "00:13:43.08", "subtitle": "What are you doing?!"},
{"start": "00:13:43.09", "end": "00:13:46.04", "subtitle": "What does it look like I'm doing?! Stop!"},
{"start": "00:13:46.05", "end": "00:13:48.04", "subtitle": "I'm going to see the Dragon Warrior!"},
{"start": "00:13:51.07", "end": "00:13:55.09", "subtitle": "But I don't understand. You finally had the noodle dream!"},
{"start": "00:13:56.07", "end": "00:13:59.08", "subtitle": "I lied. I don't dream about noodles, Dad."},
{"start": "00:14:02.06", "end": "00:14:06.01", "subtitle": "I love kung fu!"},
{"start": "00:14:18.03", "end": "00:14:23.01", "subtitle": "Come on, son. Let's get back to work."},
{"start": "00:14:25.07", "end": "00:14:27.01", "subtitle": "OK."},
{"start": "00:14:33.02", "end": "00:14:34.10", "subtitle": "Come back!"},
{"start": "00:14:59.02", "end": "00:15:00.10", "subtitle": "What's going on?"},
{"start": "00:15:01.08", "end": "00:15:03.04", "subtitle": "Where?"},
{"start": "00:15:05.09", "end": "00:15:07.05", "subtitle": "What are you pointing?"},
{"start": "00:15:10.02", "end": "00:15:12.02", "subtitle": "OK. Sorry."},
{"start": "00:15:12.03", "end": "00:15:14.08", "subtitle": "I just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was."},
{"start": "00:15:14.08", "end": "00:15:16.08", "subtitle": "How interesting."},
{"start": "00:15:16.08", "end": "00:15:20.01", "subtitle": "Master, are you pointing at me?"},
{"start": "00:15:20.02", "end": "00:15:22.02", "subtitle": "- Him. - Who?"},
{"start": "00:15:24.03", "end": "00:15:26.04", "subtitle": "- You. - Me?"},
{"start": "00:15:26.05", "end": "00:15:32.00", "subtitle": "The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!"},
{"start": "00:15:32.03", "end": "00:15:33.07", "subtitle": "- What? - What?!"},
{"start": "00:15:33.08", "end": "00:15:35.05", "subtitle": "- What?! - What?!"},
{"start": "00:15:45.03", "end": "00:15:47.09", "subtitle": "Stop, wait! Who told you to?"},
{"start": "00:15:56.07", "end": "00:15:58.10", "subtitle": "Master Oogway, wait."},
{"start": "00:15:59.01", "end": "00:16:03.03", "subtitle": "That flabby panda can't possibly be the answer to our problem."},
{"start": "00:16:03.03", "end": "00:16:07.01", "subtitle": "You were about to point at Tigress and that thing fell in front of her!"},
{"start": "00:16:07.01", "end": "00:16:08.06", "subtitle": "That was just an accident!"},
{"start": "00:16:08.06", "end": "00:16:11.04", "subtitle": "There are no accidents."},
{"start": "00:16:26.05", "end": "00:16:29.03", "subtitle": "Forgive us, Master. We have failed you."},
{"start": "00:16:29.04", "end": "00:16:32.07", "subtitle": "No. If the panda has not quit by morning"},
{"start": "00:16:32.08", "end": "00:16:35.01", "subtitle": "then I will have failed you."},
{"start": "00:16:53.04", "end": "00:16:56.01", "subtitle": "Wait! Wait, wait, wait! I bring a message..."},
{"start": "00:16:56.02", "end": "00:16:58.04", "subtitle": "...from Master Shifu."},
{"start": "00:17:03.02", "end": "00:17:04.03", "subtitle": "What?!"},
{"start": "00:17:04.04", "end": "00:17:05.07", "subtitle": "Double the guard?!"},
{"start": "00:17:05.08", "end": "00:17:07.06", "subtitle": "Extra precautions?!"},
{"start": "00:17:07.06", "end": "00:17:09.10", "subtitle": "Your prison may not be adequate?!"},
{"start": "00:17:13.01", "end": "00:17:16.05", "subtitle": "You doubt my prison security?!"},
{"start": "00:17:16.06", "end": "00:17:18.05", "subtitle": "Absolutely not."},
{"start": "00:17:18.05", "end": "00:17:21.07", "subtitle": "Shifu does. I'm just the messenger."},
{"start": "00:17:21.07", "end": "00:17:25.04", "subtitle": "I'll give you a message for your Master Shifu."},
{"start": "00:17:26.00", "end": "00:17:29.01", "subtitle": "Escape from Chorh-Gom prison is impossible!"},
{"start": "00:17:34.04", "end": "00:17:36.03", "subtitle": "Impressive, isn't it?"},
{"start": "00:17:37.03", "end": "00:17:39.01", "subtitle": "It's very impressive."},
{"start": "00:17:39.02", "end": "00:17:40.06", "subtitle": "It's very impressive."},
{"start": "00:17:40.07", "end": "00:17:43.04", "subtitle": "One way in, one way out."},
{"start": "00:17:43.05", "end": "00:17:47.06", "subtitle": "One thousand guards and one prisoner."},
{"start": "00:17:47.06", "end": "00:17:50.02", "subtitle": "Yes, except that prisoner..."},
{"start": "00:17:50.02", "end": "00:17:51.09", "subtitle": "...is Tai Lung."},
{"start": "00:17:56.00", "end": "00:17:57.07", "subtitle": "Take us down."},
{"start": "00:18:03.02", "end": "00:18:04.06", "subtitle": "What are you doing?"},
{"start": "00:18:15.10", "end": "00:18:17.04", "subtitle": "Oh, my."},
{"start": "00:18:21.07", "end": "00:18:24.08", "subtitle": "Behold Tai Lung."},
{"start": "00:18:26.04", "end": "00:18:29.05", "subtitle": "I'm just gonna wait right here."},
{"start": "00:18:29.06", "end": "00:18:33.09", "subtitle": "It's nothing to worry about. It's perfectly safe."},
{"start": "00:18:33.09", "end": "00:18:36.02", "subtitle": "Crossbows! At the ready!"},
{"start": "00:18:36.03", "end": "00:18:38.01", "subtitle": "Crossbows?"},
{"start": "00:18:38.01", "end": "00:18:40.07", "subtitle": "Hey, tough guy, did you hear?"},
{"start": "00:18:40.08", "end": "00:18:45.03", "subtitle": "Oogway’s giving someone the Dragon Scroll, and it's not gonna be you."},
{"start": "00:18:45.04", "end": "00:18:47.00", "subtitle": "Don't get him mad."},
{"start": "00:18:47.01", "end": "00:18:51.09", "subtitle": "What's he gonna do about it? I've got him completely immobilized."},
{"start": "00:18:56.01", "end": "00:19:00.01", "subtitle": "Did I step on the wittle kitty's tail?"},
{"start": "00:19:00.02", "end": "00:19:02.00", "subtitle": "I'm good. I've seen enough."},
{"start": "00:19:02.00", "end": "00:19:04.05", "subtitle": "I'll tell Shifu he has nothing to worry about."},
{"start": "00:19:04.05", "end": "00:19:05.08", "subtitle": "No, he doesn't."},
{"start": "00:19:05.08", "end": "00:19:08.01", "subtitle": "I'll tell him that."},
{"start": "00:19:08.01", "end": "00:19:10.00", "subtitle": "Can we please go now?"},
{"start": "00:19:25.06", "end": "00:19:28.05", "subtitle": "Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!"},
{"start": "00:19:28.05", "end": "00:19:29.00", "subtitle": "Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!"},
{"start": "00:19:34.07", "end": "00:19:36.02", "subtitle": "Wait a second!"},
{"start": "00:19:41.02", "end": "00:19:45.08", "subtitle": "I think there's been a slight mistake. Everyone seems to think that I'm..."},
{"start": "00:19:48.08", "end": "00:19:52.01", "subtitle": "The Sacred Hall of Warriors! No way!"},
{"start": "00:19:53.01", "end": "00:19:54.05", "subtitle": "Look at this place."},
{"start": "00:19:56.07", "end": "00:20:01.01", "subtitle": "Master Flying Rhino's armor, with authentic battle damage!"},
{"start": "00:20:03.04", "end": "00:20:05.01", "subtitle": "The Sword of Heroes!"},
{"start": "00:20:05.01", "end": "00:20:08.04", "subtitle": "Said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking."},
{"start": "00:20:10.04", "end": "00:20:13.01", "subtitle": "The Invisible Trident of Destiny!"},
{"start": "00:20:14.08", "end": "00:20:17.10", "subtitle": "I've only seen paintings of that painting."},
{"start": "00:20:24.03", "end": "00:20:25.08", "subtitle": "No!"},
{"start": "00:20:27.02", "end": "00:20:29.09", "subtitle": "The legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors."},
{"start": "00:20:29.10", "end": "00:20:33.02", "subtitle": "Said to contain the souls of the entire Tenshu Army."},
{"start": "00:20:36.05", "end": "00:20:37.07", "subtitle": "Hello."},
{"start": "00:20:37.07", "end": "00:20:40.01", "subtitle": "Have you finished sight-seeing?"},
{"start": "00:20:40.01", "end": "00:20:42.02", "subtitle": "Sorry, I should have come to you first."},
{"start": "00:20:42.03", "end": "00:20:44.03", "subtitle": "My patience is wearing thin."},
{"start": "00:20:44.03", "end": "00:20:47.02", "subtitle": "Well, I mean, it's not like you were going anywhere."},
{"start": "00:20:47.02", "end": "00:20:49.06", "subtitle": "- Would you turn around? - Sure."},
{"start": "00:20:49.07", "end": "00:20:50.07", "subtitle": "How's it going?"},
{"start": "00:20:50.08", "end": "00:20:53.02", "subtitle": "How do you get 5,000... Master Shifu!"},
{"start": "00:20:55.08", "end": "00:20:57.06", "subtitle": "Someone... broke that."},
{"start": "00:20:57.07", "end": "00:21:00.00", "subtitle": "But I'll fix it. Do you have some..."},
{"start": "00:21:00.10", "end": "00:21:02.02", "subtitle": "...glue?"},
{"start": "00:21:05.02", "end": "00:21:06.02", "subtitle": "A splinter."},
{"start": "00:21:06.03", "end": "00:21:09.03", "subtitle": "So you're the legendary Dragon Warrior?"},
{"start": "00:21:09.03", "end": "00:21:12.05", "subtitle": "- I guess so. - Wrong!"},
{"start": "00:21:12.05", "end": "00:21:16.03", "subtitle": "You are not the Dragon Warrior. You will never be the Dragon Warrior until..."},
{"start": "00:21:16.03", "end": "00:21:19.03", "subtitle": "...you have learned the secret of the Dragon Scroll."},
{"start": "00:21:21.05", "end": "00:21:23.09", "subtitle": "So, how does this work?"},
{"start": "00:21:23.10", "end": "00:21:26.09", "subtitle": "Do you have a ladder, or a trampoline, or?"},
{"start": "00:21:28.02", "end": "00:21:32.02", "subtitle": "You think it's that easy? That I'll just hand you the secret"},
{"start": "00:21:32.03", "end": "00:21:34.02", "subtitle": "- to limitless power? - No, I..."},
{"start": "00:21:34.03", "end": "00:21:37.03", "subtitle": "One must first master the highest level of kung fu."},
{"start": "00:21:37.04", "end": "00:21:41.05", "subtitle": "And that is impossible if that one is someone like you."},
{"start": "00:21:41.05", "end": "00:21:42.06", "subtitle": "Someone like me?"},
{"start": "00:21:42.06", "end": "00:21:47.03", "subtitle": "Yes, look at you! This fat butt! Flabby arms!"},
{"start": "00:21:47.04", "end": "00:21:49.08", "subtitle": "Those are sensitive in the flabby parts."},
{"start": "00:21:49.09", "end": "00:21:52.07", "subtitle": "And this ridiculous belly."},
{"start": "00:21:52.08", "end": "00:21:56.01", "subtitle": "And utter disregard for personal hygiene."},
{"start": "00:21:56.01", "end": "00:21:58.03", "subtitle": "Now, wait a minute. That's uncalled for."},
{"start": "00:21:58.04", "end": "00:22:00.09", "subtitle": "Don't stand that close. I can smell your breath."},
{"start": "00:22:01.00", "end": "00:22:02.09", "subtitle": "Listen, Oogway said I was..."},
{"start": "00:22:02.09", "end": "00:22:05.06", "subtitle": "The Wuxi Finger Hold. Not the Wuxi Finger Hold!"},
{"start": "00:22:05.07", "end": "00:22:08.04", "subtitle": "Oh, you know this hold?"},
{"start": "00:22:08.05", "end": "00:22:11.02", "subtitle": "Developed by Master Wuxi in the Third Dynasty."},
{"start": "00:22:11.02", "end": "00:22:13.10", "subtitle": "Then you know what happens when I flex my pinky."},
{"start": "00:22:14.09", "end": "00:22:17.05", "subtitle": "- No, no! - You know the hardest part of this?"},
{"start": "00:22:17.06", "end": "00:22:21.05", "subtitle": "The hardest part is cleaning up afterwards."},
{"start": "00:22:21.05", "end": "00:22:23.07", "subtitle": "OK, OK, take it easy."},
{"start": "00:22:23.07", "end": "00:22:26.02", "subtitle": "Now listen closely, panda."},
{"start": "00:22:26.02", "end": "00:22:29.04", "subtitle": "Oogway may have picked you, but when I'm through with you,"},
{"start": "00:22:29.04", "end": "00:22:34.03", "subtitle": "I promise you, you're going to wish he hadn't! Are we clear?"},
{"start": "00:22:34.05", "end": "00:22:37.06", "subtitle": "Yeah, we're clear. We're so clear."},
{"start": "00:22:37.07", "end": "00:22:39.04", "subtitle": "Good."},
{"start": "00:22:39.05", "end": "00:22:41.05", "subtitle": "I can't wait to get started."},
{"start": "00:23:21.01", "end": "00:23:23.03", "subtitle": "- Let's begin. - Wait, wait, wait."},
{"start": "00:23:23.06", "end": "00:23:24.09", "subtitle": "What?"},
{"start": "00:23:26.05", "end": "00:23:28.10", "subtitle": "- Now? - Yes, now."},
{"start": "00:23:29.00", "end": "00:23:33.03", "subtitle": "Unless the great Oogway was wrong and you are not the Dragon Warrior."},
{"start": "00:23:33.04", "end": "00:23:34.10", "subtitle": "Oh, OK, well..."},
{"start": "00:23:35.00", "end": "00:23:39.00", "subtitle": "I don't know if I can do all of those moves."},
{"start": "00:23:39.01", "end": "00:23:41.09", "subtitle": "Well, if we don't try, we'll never know, will we?"},
{"start": "00:23:41.10", "end": "00:23:45.08", "subtitle": "Yeah, it's just, maybe we can find something more suited to my level."},
{"start": "00:23:45.09", "end": "00:23:46.09", "subtitle": "What level is that?"},
{"start": "00:23:46.10", "end": "00:23:50.04", "subtitle": "Well, I'm not a master, but..."},
{"start": "00:23:50.05", "end": "00:23:53.03", "subtitle": "...let's just start at zero. Level zero."},
{"start": "00:23:53.04", "end": "00:23:57.05", "subtitle": "No. There is no such thing as level zero."},
{"start": "00:23:57.05", "end": "00:24:00.03", "subtitle": "- Maybe I can start with that. - That?"},
{"start": "00:24:00.04", "end": "00:24:05.05", "subtitle": "We use that for training children and propping the door open when it's hot."},
{"start": "00:24:05.05", "end": "00:24:06.09", "subtitle": "But if you insist..."},
{"start": "00:24:06.09", "end": "00:24:09.07", "subtitle": "The Furious Five!"},
{"start": "00:24:09.08", "end": "00:24:14.00", "subtitle": "You're bigger than your action figures. Except, you, Mantis. You're the same."},
{"start": "00:24:17.03", "end": "00:24:19.09", "subtitle": "Go ahead, panda. Show us what you can do."},
{"start": "00:24:21.08", "end": "00:24:25.01", "subtitle": "Are they gonna watch, or should I wait till they get back to work?"},
{"start": "00:24:25.02", "end": "00:24:26.02", "subtitle": "Hit it."},
{"start": "00:24:26.03", "end": "00:24:30.09", "subtitle": "OK, yeah. I mean, I just ate. So I'm still digesting."},
{"start": "00:24:31.00", "end": "00:24:34.08", "subtitle": "So my kung fu might not be as good as... later on."},
{"start": "00:24:34.08", "end": "00:24:35.10", "subtitle": "Just hit it."},
{"start": "00:24:36.08", "end": "00:24:37.09", "subtitle": "All right."},
{"start": "00:24:38.09", "end": "00:24:42.03", "subtitle": "What you got? You got nothing, 'cause I got it right here."},
{"start": "00:24:42.04", "end": "00:24:45.04", "subtitle": "You picking on my friends? Get ready to feel thunder."},
{"start": "00:24:45.05", "end": "00:24:47.07", "subtitle": "I'm coming at you with crazy feet."},
{"start": "00:24:47.08", "end": "00:24:50.07", "subtitle": "Come on. I'm a blur. You've never seen bear style."},
{"start": "00:24:50.08", "end": "00:24:52.06", "subtitle": "You've only seen praying mantis."},
{"start": "00:24:52.07", "end": "00:24:54.06", "subtitle": "Or monkey style."},
{"start": "00:24:55.03", "end": "00:24:57.06", "subtitle": "Or I could come at you snickety-snake."},
{"start": "00:24:57.07", "end": "00:25:00.01", "subtitle": "Would you hit it!"},
{"start": "00:25:00.02", "end": "00:25:02.03", "subtitle": "All right. All right."},
{"start": "00:25:08.00", "end": "00:25:11.01", "subtitle": "Why don't you try again? A little harder."},
{"start": "00:25:12.08", "end": "00:25:14.01", "subtitle": "How's that?"},
{"start": "00:25:24.09", "end": "00:25:26.04", "subtitle": "That hurts."},
{"start": "00:25:33.04", "end": "00:25:35.06", "subtitle": "This will be easier than I thought."},
{"start": "00:25:35.06", "end": "00:25:38.01", "subtitle": "I'm feeling a little nauseous!"},
{"start": "00:25:38.10", "end": "00:25:40.03", "subtitle": "Those are hard!"},
{"start": "00:25:44.06", "end": "00:25:46.01", "subtitle": "My tenders."},
{"start": "00:26:14.02", "end": "00:26:15.09", "subtitle": "How did I do?"},
{"start": "00:26:15.09", "end": "00:26:19.07", "subtitle": "There is now a level zero."},
{"start": "00:26:19.08", "end": "00:26:19.09", "subtitle": "- There's no words. - No denying that."},
{"start": "00:26:19.09", "end": "00:26:22.02", "subtitle": "- There's no words. - No denying that."},
{"start": "00:26:22.03", "end": "00:26:24.06", "subtitle": "What was Master Oogway thinking?"},
{"start": "00:26:24.07", "end": "00:26:26.10", "subtitle": "The poor guy's gonna get himself killed."},
{"start": "00:26:27.00", "end": "00:26:29.05", "subtitle": "He is so mighty!"},
{"start": "00:26:29.06", "end": "00:26:34.05", "subtitle": "The Dragon Warrior fell out of the sky on a ball of fire!"},
{"start": "00:26:34.05", "end": "00:26:37.04", "subtitle": "When he walks, the very ground shakes!"},
{"start": "00:26:38.04", "end": "00:26:42.06", "subtitle": "One would think Master Oogway would choose someone who knew kung fu."},
{"start": "00:26:42.07", "end": "00:26:44.07", "subtitle": "Yeah, or could at least touch his toes."},
{"start": "00:26:44.08", "end": "00:26:47.02", "subtitle": "Or even see his toes."},
{"start": "00:27:11.06", "end": "00:27:12.07", "subtitle": "OK."},
{"start": "00:27:21.05", "end": "00:27:23.02", "subtitle": "Great."},
{"start": "00:27:38.00", "end": "00:27:39.06", "subtitle": "Hi. You're up."},
{"start": "00:27:39.07", "end": "00:27:41.01", "subtitle": "I am now."},
{"start": "00:27:41.03", "end": "00:27:42.07", "subtitle": "I was just..."},
{"start": "00:27:42.07", "end": "00:27:44.06", "subtitle": "Some day, huh?"},
{"start": "00:27:44.07", "end": "00:27:49.01", "subtitle": "That kung fu stuff is hard work, right? Are your biceps sore?"},
{"start": "00:27:50.01", "end": "00:27:54.09", "subtitle": "I've had a long and rather disappointing day, so..."},
{"start": "00:27:55.07", "end": "00:27:59.00", "subtitle": "Yeah, I should probably get to sleep now."},
{"start": "00:27:59.01", "end": "00:28:01.05", "subtitle": "- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. - OK, thanks."},
{"start": "00:28:01.06", "end": "00:28:04.04", "subtitle": "It's just... Man, I'm such a big fan!"},
{"start": "00:28:04.05", "end": "00:28:07.02", "subtitle": "You guys were amazing at the Battle of Weeping River."},
{"start": "00:28:07.03", "end": "00:28:10.08", "subtitle": "Outnumbered a thousand to one, but you didn't stop. You just..."},
{"start": "00:28:13.06", "end": "00:28:15.09", "subtitle": "Sorry about that."},
{"start": "00:28:15.10", "end": "00:28:18.04", "subtitle": "Look, you don't belong here."},
{"start": "00:28:20.02", "end": "00:28:23.01", "subtitle": "I know. I know. You're right."},
{"start": "00:28:23.01", "end": "00:28:25.06", "subtitle": "I don't have... I just..."},
{"start": "00:28:25.07", "end": "00:28:27.02", "subtitle": "My whole life I dreamed of..."},
{"start": "00:28:27.03", "end": "00:28:32.02", "subtitle": "No, I meant you don't belong here. I mean, in this room. This is my room."},
{"start": "00:28:33.05", "end": "00:28:35.06", "subtitle": "Property of Crane."},
{"start": "00:28:35.07", "end": "00:28:37.05", "subtitle": "OK. Right, right."},
{"start": "00:28:37.06", "end": "00:28:40.01", "subtitle": "So, you want to get to sleep."},
{"start": "00:28:40.02", "end": "00:28:42.00", "subtitle": "- Yeah. - I'm keeping you up."},
{"start": "00:28:42.01", "end": "00:28:44.02", "subtitle": "We got big things tomorrow."},
{"start": "00:28:44.03", "end": "00:28:48.05", "subtitle": "All right. You're awesome. Last thing I'm gonna say. Bye-bye."},
{"start": "00:28:52.03", "end": "00:28:53.05", "subtitle": "What was that?"},
{"start": "00:28:53.06", "end": "00:28:54.10", "subtitle": "I didn't say anything."},
{"start": "00:28:55.01", "end": "00:28:57.02", "subtitle": "OK. All right. Good night."},
{"start": "00:28:57.03", "end": "00:28:58.05", "subtitle": "Sleep well."},
{"start": "00:29:01.03", "end": "00:29:03.02", "subtitle": "That seemed a little awkward."},
{"start": "00:29:05.01", "end": "00:29:07.06", "subtitle": "Master Tigress! I didn't mean to wake you."},
{"start": "00:29:07.07", "end": "00:29:10.04", "subtitle": "- You don't belong here. - Yeah, of course."},
{"start": "00:29:10.05", "end": "00:29:11.08", "subtitle": "This is your room."},
{"start": "00:29:11.08", "end": "00:29:15.01", "subtitle": "I mean, you don't belong in the Jade Palace."},
{"start": "00:29:15.02", "end": "00:29:17.06", "subtitle": "You're a disgrace to kung fu, and if you have"},
{"start": "00:29:17.07", "end": "00:29:21.03", "subtitle": "any respect for who we are and what we do,"},
{"start": "00:29:21.06", "end": "00:29:23.08", "subtitle": "you will be gone by morning."},
{"start": "00:29:29.02", "end": "00:29:30.09", "subtitle": "Big fan!"},
{"start": "00:29:38.03", "end": "00:29:42.01", "subtitle": "I see you have found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom."},
{"start": "00:29:44.04", "end": "00:29:49.01", "subtitle": "Is that what this is? Sorry. I thought it was just a regular peach tree."},
{"start": "00:29:49.02", "end": "00:29:54.02", "subtitle": "I understand. You eat when you are upset."},
{"start": "00:29:54.02", "end": "00:29:58.02", "subtitle": "Upset? I'm not upset. What makes you think I'm upset."},
{"start": "00:29:59.05", "end": "00:30:01.09", "subtitle": "So why are you so upset?"},
{"start": "00:30:07.00", "end": "00:30:10.06", "subtitle": "I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kung fu."},
{"start": "00:30:10.06", "end": "00:30:14.03", "subtitle": "In the history of China. In the history of sucking!"},
{"start": "00:30:14.03", "end": "00:30:15.04", "subtitle": "Probably."},
{"start": "00:30:15.05", "end": "00:30:19.02", "subtitle": "And the Five! Man, you should've seen them! They totally hate me."},
{"start": "00:30:19.03", "end": "00:30:20.03", "subtitle": "Totally."},
{"start": "00:30:20.03", "end": "00:30:24.04", "subtitle": "How is Shifu ever going to turn me into the Dragon Warrior?"},
{"start": "00:30:26.06", "end": "00:30:28.05", "subtitle": "I mean, I'm not like the Five."},
{"start": "00:30:28.05", "end": "00:30:32.01", "subtitle": "I've got no claws, no wings, no venom."},
{"start": "00:30:32.02", "end": "00:30:35.01", "subtitle": "Even Mantis has those... thingies."},
{"start": "00:30:36.07", "end": "00:30:40.01", "subtitle": "Maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles."},
{"start": "00:30:43.03", "end": "00:30:45.04", "subtitle": "Quit, don't quit."},
{"start": "00:30:45.05", "end": "00:30:49.05", "subtitle": "Noodles, don't noodles."},
{"start": "00:30:49.06", "end": "00:30:54.03", "subtitle": "You are too concerned with what was and what will be."},
{"start": "00:30:54.04", "end": "00:30:56.02", "subtitle": "There's a saying:"},
{"start": "00:30:56.03", "end": "00:30:58.07", "subtitle": "Yesterday is history,"},
{"start": "00:30:58.08", "end": "00:31:01.03", "subtitle": "tomorrow is a mystery,"},
{"start": "00:31:01.03", "end": "00:31:04.04", "subtitle": "but today is a gift."},
{"start": "00:31:04.05", "end": "00:31:07.03", "subtitle": "That is why it is called the present."},
{"start": "00:31:37.03", "end": "00:31:39.07", "subtitle": "- Oh, no! - What's happening?!"},
{"start": "00:31:39.07", "end": "00:31:42.02", "subtitle": "To your battle stations! Go! Go! Go!"},
{"start": "00:31:50.10", "end": "00:31:52.06", "subtitle": "Fire crossbows!"},
{"start": "00:31:52.07", "end": "00:31:54.00", "subtitle": "Fire!"},
{"start": "00:31:56.06", "end": "00:31:57.07", "subtitle": "Fire!"},
{"start": "00:32:05.03", "end": "00:32:08.00", "subtitle": "Tai Lung is free! I must warn Shifu."},
{"start": "00:32:08.01", "end": "00:32:10.09", "subtitle": "- Not going anywhere! Neither is he! - Let go of me!"},
{"start": "00:32:10.10", "end": "00:32:12.01", "subtitle": "Bring it up!"},
{"start": "00:32:14.09", "end": "00:32:16.04", "subtitle": "Wait! Bring it back!"},
{"start": "00:32:35.02", "end": "00:32:39.01", "subtitle": "- He's coming this way! - He won't get far. Archers!"},
{"start": "00:33:46.09", "end": "00:33:50.01", "subtitle": "We're dead. So very, very dead."},
{"start": "00:33:50.08", "end": "00:33:52.09", "subtitle": "Not yet we're not. Now!"},
{"start": "00:34:40.06", "end": "00:34:43.03", "subtitle": "- Can we run now? - Yes."},
{"start": "00:35:04.01", "end": "00:35:05.05", "subtitle": "I'm glad Shifu sent you."},
{"start": "00:35:07.08", "end": "00:35:10.06", "subtitle": "I was beginning to think I'd been forgotten."},
{"start": "00:35:10.07", "end": "00:35:12.07", "subtitle": "Fly back there and tell them..."},
{"start": "00:35:12.08", "end": "00:35:16.05", "subtitle": "...the real Dragon Warrior is coming home."},
{"start": "00:35:28.05", "end": "00:35:30.00", "subtitle": "Good morning, Master!"},
{"start": "00:35:31.05", "end": "00:35:33.02", "subtitle": "Panda!"},
{"start": "00:35:33.02", "end": "00:35:34.02", "subtitle": "Panda!"},
{"start": "00:35:34.06", "end": "00:35:35.08", "subtitle": "Wake up!"},
{"start": "00:35:39.03", "end": "00:35:40.06", "subtitle": "He's quit."},
{"start": "00:35:42.06", "end": "00:35:47.06", "subtitle": "What do we do now, with the panda gone? Who will be the Dragon Warrior?"},
{"start": "00:35:47.07", "end": "00:35:50.08", "subtitle": "All we can do is resume our training and trust that in time,"},
{"start": "00:35:50.09", "end": "00:35:53.05", "subtitle": "the true Dragon Warrior will be revealed."},
{"start": "00:35:55.00", "end": "00:35:56.05", "subtitle": "What are you doing here?!"},
{"start": "00:35:57.05", "end": "00:35:59.05", "subtitle": "Hi! Good morning, Master!"},
{"start": "00:35:59.06", "end": "00:36:01.05", "subtitle": "I thought I'd warm up a little."},
{"start": "00:36:03.06", "end": "00:36:04.06", "subtitle": "You're stuck."},
{"start": "00:36:04.07", "end": "00:36:07.00", "subtitle": "Stuck? Nah. What? Stuck?"},
{"start": "00:36:08.00", "end": "00:36:10.08", "subtitle": "Nah. This is one of my... Yeah, I'm stuck."},
{"start": "00:36:10.09", "end": "00:36:12.08", "subtitle": "- Help him. - Oh, dear."},
{"start": "00:36:13.10", "end": "00:36:16.04", "subtitle": "Maybe on three. One, two..."},
{"start": "00:36:17.05", "end": "00:36:18.07", "subtitle": "...three."},
{"start": "00:36:20.05", "end": "00:36:22.01", "subtitle": "- Thank you. - Don't mention it."},
{"start": "00:36:22.02", "end": "00:36:25.01", "subtitle": "- No, really, I appreciate... - Ever."},
{"start": "00:36:25.02", "end": "00:36:29.05", "subtitle": "You actually thought you could learn to do a full split in one night?"},
{"start": "00:36:29.06", "end": "00:36:32.10", "subtitle": "It takes years to develop one's flexibility!"},
{"start": "00:36:33.00", "end": "00:36:36.08", "subtitle": "And years longer to apply it in combat!"},
{"start": "00:36:46.02", "end": "00:36:47.07", "subtitle": "Put that down!"},
{"start": "00:36:47.08", "end": "00:36:52.03", "subtitle": "The only souvenirs we collect here are bloody knuckles and broken bones."},
{"start": "00:36:52.04", "end": "00:36:55.03", "subtitle": "Yeah! Excellent."},
{"start": "00:36:56.01", "end": "00:36:57.03", "subtitle": "Let's get started."},
{"start": "00:36:59.06", "end": "00:37:01.05", "subtitle": "- Are you ready? - I was born re..."},
{"start": "00:37:03.05", "end": "00:37:06.04", "subtitle": "I'm sorry, brother. I thought you said you were ready."},
{"start": "00:37:06.05", "end": "00:37:09.08", "subtitle": "That was awesome! Let's go again!"},
{"start": "00:37:36.02", "end": "00:37:39.01", "subtitle": "I've been taking it easy on you, panda. But no more."},
{"start": "00:37:39.02", "end": "00:37:41.05", "subtitle": "Your next opponent will be me."},
{"start": "00:37:41.06", "end": "00:37:43.04", "subtitle": "All right! Yeah, let's go!"},
{"start": "00:37:45.09", "end": "00:37:47.09", "subtitle": "Step forth."},
{"start": "00:37:47.10", "end": "00:37:51.05", "subtitle": "The true path to victory is to find your opponent's weakness..."},
{"start": "00:37:51.05", "end": "00:37:53.04", "subtitle": "...and make him suffer for it."},
{"start": "00:37:53.05", "end": "00:37:54.08", "subtitle": "Oh, yeah!"},
{"start": "00:37:54.09", "end": "00:37:58.02", "subtitle": "To take his strength and use it against him..."},
{"start": "00:37:58.03", "end": "00:38:00.08", "subtitle": "...until he finally falls..."},
{"start": "00:38:00.09", "end": "00:38:01.09", "subtitle": "...or quits."},
{"start": "00:38:01.09", "end": "00:38:03.09", "subtitle": "A real warrior never quits."},
{"start": "00:38:04.00", "end": "00:38:07.02", "subtitle": "Don't worry, Master. I will never quit!"},
{"start": "00:38:17.06", "end": "00:38:20.08", "subtitle": "If he's smart, he won't come back up those steps."},
{"start": "00:38:20.09", "end": "00:38:22.02", "subtitle": "But he will."},
{"start": "00:38:22.03", "end": "00:38:24.06", "subtitle": "He's not going to quit, is he?"},
{"start": "00:38:24.06", "end": "00:38:27.04", "subtitle": "He's not going to quit bouncing, I'll tell you that."},
{"start": "00:38:39.03", "end": "00:38:42.03", "subtitle": "I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel better."},
{"start": "00:38:42.04", "end": "00:38:43.04", "subtitle": "Trust me, it will."},
{"start": "00:38:43.05", "end": "00:38:47.01", "subtitle": "It's just not easy finding the right nerve points under all this..."},
{"start": "00:38:47.02", "end": "00:38:49.09", "subtitle": "- Fat? - Fur. I was going to say fur."},
{"start": "00:38:49.10", "end": "00:38:50.09", "subtitle": "Sure you were."},
{"start": "00:38:51.00", "end": "00:38:55.01", "subtitle": "Who am I to judge a warrior based on his size? Look at me."},
{"start": "00:38:56.03", "end": "00:38:57.03", "subtitle": "I'm over here."},
{"start": "00:38:58.04", "end": "00:39:00.08", "subtitle": "Maybe you should look at this again."},
{"start": "00:39:00.09", "end": "00:39:03.03", "subtitle": "Oh, OK."},
{"start": "00:39:06.01", "end": "00:39:08.01", "subtitle": "Stop it. Stop!"},
{"start": "00:39:09.03", "end": "00:39:12.02", "subtitle": "I know Master Shifu is trying to inspire me and all..."},
{"start": "00:39:12.05", "end": "00:39:16.02", "subtitle": "...but if I didn't know better, I'd say he was trying to get rid of me."},
{"start": "00:39:21.02", "end": "00:39:23.06", "subtitle": "I know he can seem kind of heartless..."},
{"start": "00:39:24.02", "end": "00:39:26.02", "subtitle": "...but he wasn't always like that."},
{"start": "00:39:26.02", "end": "00:39:27.06", "subtitle": "According to legend,"},
{"start": "00:39:27.06", "end": "00:39:32.02", "subtitle": "there was once a time when Master Shifu actually used to smile."},
{"start": "00:39:32.02", "end": "00:39:34.02", "subtitle": "- No! - Yes."},
{"start": "00:39:34.02", "end": "00:39:35.05", "subtitle": "But that was before."},
{"start": "00:39:35.06", "end": "00:39:37.06", "subtitle": "Before what?"},
{"start": "00:39:37.06", "end": "00:39:38.10", "subtitle": "Before Tai Lung."},
{"start": "00:39:39.01", "end": "00:39:41.06", "subtitle": "We're not really supposed to talk about him."},
{"start": "00:39:41.07", "end": "00:39:44.07", "subtitle": "Well, if he's going to stay here, he should know."},
{"start": "00:39:44.08", "end": "00:39:46.07", "subtitle": "Guys, guys, I know about Tai Lung."},
{"start": "00:39:46.08", "end": "00:39:52.02", "subtitle": "He was a student. The first ever to master the thousand scrolls of kung fu."},
{"start": "00:39:52.03", "end": "00:39:56.05", "subtitle": "And then he turned bad, and now he's in jail."},
{"start": "00:39:56.06", "end": "00:39:58.07", "subtitle": "He wasn’t just a student."},
{"start": "00:40:03.00", "end": "00:40:05.09", "subtitle": "Shifu found him as a cub..."},
{"start": "00:40:07.05", "end": "00:40:10.04", "subtitle": "...and he raised him as his son."},
{"start": "00:40:12.08", "end": "00:40:15.09", "subtitle": "And when the boy showed talent in kung fu..."},
{"start": "00:40:16.10", "end": "00:40:19.02", "subtitle": "...Shifu trained him."},
{"start": "00:40:19.03", "end": "00:40:23.04", "subtitle": "He believed in him. He told him he was destined for greatness."},
{"start": "00:40:25.02", "end": "00:40:26.09", "subtitle": "It was never enough for Tai Lung."},
{"start": "00:40:29.06", "end": "00:40:31.02", "subtitle": "He wanted the Dragon Scroll."},
{"start": "00:40:31.03", "end": "00:40:35.06", "subtitle": "But Oogway saw darkness in his heart and refused."},
{"start": "00:40:35.09", "end": "00:40:39.06", "subtitle": "Outraged, Tai Lung laid waste to the valley."},
{"start": "00:40:42.01", "end": "00:40:44.01", "subtitle": "He tried to take the scroll by force."},
{"start": "00:40:44.02", "end": "00:40:48.08", "subtitle": "And Shifu had to destroy what he had created."},
{"start": "00:40:50.08", "end": "00:40:52.03", "subtitle": "But how could he?"},
{"start": "00:41:06.05", "end": "00:41:10.07", "subtitle": "Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before."},
{"start": "00:41:18.09", "end": "00:41:20.02", "subtitle": "Or since."},
{"start": "00:41:28.06", "end": "00:41:31.05", "subtitle": "And now he has a chance to make things right."},
{"start": "00:41:31.06", "end": "00:41:33.08", "subtitle": "To train the true Dragon Warrior."},
{"start": "00:41:33.09", "end": "00:41:36.09", "subtitle": "And he's stuck with you."},
{"start": "00:41:36.10", "end": "00:41:40.09", "subtitle": "A big fat panda who treats it like a joke."},
{"start": "00:41:41.08", "end": "00:41:42.08", "subtitle": "That is it!"},
{"start": "00:41:42.08", "end": "00:41:45.10", "subtitle": "Wait! My fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve."},
{"start": "00:41:48.04", "end": "00:41:50.09", "subtitle": "And may have also stopped his heart."},
{"start": "00:41:54.05", "end": "00:41:56.01", "subtitle": "Inner peace."},
{"start": "00:41:57.04", "end": "00:41:59.04", "subtitle": "Inner peace."},
{"start": "00:42:02.04", "end": "00:42:04.00", "subtitle": "Inner..."},
{"start": "00:42:05.07", "end": "00:42:07.06", "subtitle": "Inner peace."},
{"start": "00:42:10.05", "end": "00:42:15.01", "subtitle": "Would whoever is making that flapping sound quiet down?!"},
{"start": "00:42:18.03", "end": "00:42:19.06", "subtitle": "Inner..."},
{"start": "00:42:24.02", "end": "00:42:26.02", "subtitle": "Oh, Zeng."},
{"start": "00:42:26.03", "end": "00:42:27.09", "subtitle": "Excellent."},
{"start": "00:42:27.10", "end": "00:42:29.09", "subtitle": "I could use some good news right now."},
{"start": "00:42:37.07", "end": "00:42:39.01", "subtitle": "Master! Master!"},
{"start": "00:42:39.07", "end": "00:42:43.10", "subtitle": "I have... It's... It's very bad news."},
{"start": "00:42:44.01", "end": "00:42:46.04", "subtitle": "Shifu."},
{"start": "00:42:46.05", "end": "00:42:49.09", "subtitle": "There is just news. There is no good or bad."},
{"start": "00:42:49.10", "end": "00:42:53.06", "subtitle": "Master, your vision. Your vision was right."},
{"start": "00:42:53.07", "end": "00:42:57.01", "subtitle": "Tai Lung has broken out of prison. He's on his way."},
{"start": "00:42:58.06", "end": "00:43:01.03", "subtitle": "That is bad news..."},
{"start": "00:43:01.04", "end": "00:43:05.07", "subtitle": "...if you do not believe that the Dragon Warrior can stop him."},
{"start": "00:43:05.08", "end": "00:43:10.00", "subtitle": "The panda? Master, that panda is not the Dragon Warrior."},
{"start": "00:43:10.01", "end": "00:43:13.04", "subtitle": "He wasn't meant to be here! It was an accident."},
{"start": "00:43:13.05", "end": "00:43:15.08", "subtitle": "There are no accidents."},
{"start": "00:43:17.00", "end": "00:43:20.02", "subtitle": "Yes, I know. You've said that already."},
{"start": "00:43:20.02", "end": "00:43:24.04", "subtitle": "- Twice. - Well, that was no accident, either."},
{"start": "00:43:24.05", "end": "00:43:25.06", "subtitle": "Thrice."},
{"start": "00:43:25.07", "end": "00:43:27.03", "subtitle": "My old friend,"},
{"start": "00:43:27.04", "end": "00:43:31.10", "subtitle": "the panda will never fulfill his destiny, nor you yours,"},
{"start": "00:43:32.00", "end": "00:43:35.06", "subtitle": "until you let go of the illusion of control."},
{"start": "00:43:35.07", "end": "00:43:37.00", "subtitle": "Illusion?"},
{"start": "00:43:37.01", "end": "00:43:40.01", "subtitle": "Yes. Look at this tree, Shifu."},
{"start": "00:43:40.02", "end": "00:43:43.02", "subtitle": "I cannot make it blossom when it suits me,"},
{"start": "00:43:43.03", "end": "00:43:46.06", "subtitle": "nor make it bear fruit before its time."},
{"start": "00:43:46.06", "end": "00:43:49.01", "subtitle": "But there are things we can control."},
{"start": "00:43:50.02", "end": "00:43:53.03", "subtitle": "I can control when the fruit will fall."},
{"start": "00:43:54.04", "end": "00:43:56.01", "subtitle": "And I can control..."},
{"start": "00:43:57.02", "end": "00:43:59.02", "subtitle": "...where to plant the seed."},
{"start": "00:43:59.07", "end": "00:44:01.08", "subtitle": "That is no illusion, Master."},
{"start": "00:44:03.04", "end": "00:44:05.04", "subtitle": "Yes."},
{"start": "00:44:05.05", "end": "00:44:07.09", "subtitle": "But no matter what you do"},
{"start": "00:44:07.09", "end": "00:44:10.09", "subtitle": "that seed will grow to be a peach tree."},
{"start": "00:44:10.09", "end": "00:44:15.08", "subtitle": "You may wish for an apple or an Crane, but you will get a peach."},
{"start": "00:44:15.09", "end": "00:44:19.05", "subtitle": "But a peach cannot defeat Tai Lung!"},
{"start": "00:44:19.06", "end": "00:44:22.02", "subtitle": "Maybe it can."},
{"start": "00:44:22.03", "end": "00:44:25.01", "subtitle": "If you are willing to guide it."},
{"start": "00:44:25.02", "end": "00:44:27.01", "subtitle": "To nurture it."},
{"start": "00:44:27.01", "end": "00:44:28.05", "subtitle": "To believe in it."},
{"start": "00:44:28.06", "end": "00:44:31.01", "subtitle": "But how? How?"},
{"start": "00:44:31.01", "end": "00:44:33.01", "subtitle": "I need your help, Master."},
{"start": "00:44:33.02", "end": "00:44:36.09", "subtitle": "No, you just need to believe."},
{"start": "00:44:37.06", "end": "00:44:39.09", "subtitle": "Promise me, Shifu."},
{"start": "00:44:40.05", "end": "00:44:43.02", "subtitle": "Promise me you will believe."},
{"start": "00:44:43.02", "end": "00:44:46.08", "subtitle": "I will try."},
{"start": "00:44:47.06", "end": "00:44:49.01", "subtitle": "Good."},
{"start": "00:44:51.03", "end": "00:44:53.04", "subtitle": "My time has come."},
{"start": "00:44:55.06", "end": "00:44:59.10", "subtitle": "You must continue your journey without me."},
{"start": "00:45:00.01", "end": "00:45:01.08", "subtitle": "What are you? Wait!"},
{"start": "00:45:03.09", "end": "00:45:05.02", "subtitle": "Master!"},
{"start": "00:45:06.00", "end": "00:45:07.06", "subtitle": "You can't leave me!"},
{"start": "00:45:11.03", "end": "00:45:13.10", "subtitle": "You must believe."},
{"start": "00:45:14.09", "end": "00:45:16.05", "subtitle": "Master!"},
{"start": "00:45:46.09", "end": "00:45:49.06", "subtitle": "Yeah, so I'm like, Fine, you may be a wolf,"},
{"start": "00:45:49.07", "end": "00:45:52.06", "subtitle": "you may be the scariest bandit in Haijin Province..."},
{"start": "00:45:52.09", "end": "00:45:54.08", "subtitle": "...but you're a lousy tipper."},
{"start": "00:45:54.08", "end": "00:45:57.08", "subtitle": "Really? So how did you get out of there alive?"},
{"start": "00:45:58.07", "end": "00:46:00.10", "subtitle": "I mean, I didn't actually say that..."},
{"start": "00:46:01.03", "end": "00:46:02.08", "subtitle": "...but I thought it..."},
{"start": "00:46:02.08", "end": "00:46:04.06", "subtitle": "...in my mind."},
{"start": "00:46:04.07", "end": "00:46:07.07", "subtitle": "If he could read my mind, he'd be, like, What?"},
{"start": "00:46:08.03", "end": "00:46:10.05", "subtitle": "Order up! Hope you like it."},
{"start": "00:46:12.04", "end": "00:46:15.06", "subtitle": "- This is really good! - No, come on."},
{"start": "00:46:15.07", "end": "00:46:19.10", "subtitle": "Try my dad's Secret Ingredient Soup. He actually knows the secret ingredient."},
{"start": "00:46:20.00", "end": "00:46:22.04", "subtitle": "What do you mean? This is amazing!"},
{"start": "00:46:22.05", "end": "00:46:25.04", "subtitle": "- You're a really good cook. - I wish my mouth was bigger."},
{"start": "00:46:25.05", "end": "00:46:27.04", "subtitle": "Tigress, you've got to try this."},
{"start": "00:46:27.05", "end": "00:46:31.01", "subtitle": "It is said that the Dragon Warrior can survive for months"},
{"start": "00:46:31.02", "end": "00:46:35.10", "subtitle": "on nothing but the dew of ginkgo leaf and the energy of the universe."},
{"start": "00:46:37.04", "end": "00:46:41.03", "subtitle": "I guess my body doesn't know it's the Dragon Warrior yet."},
{"start": "00:46:41.03", "end": "00:46:46.03", "subtitle": "I'm gonna need a lot more than dew and universe juice."},
{"start": "00:46:50.07", "end": "00:46:53.08", "subtitle": "- What? - Nothing... Master Shifu."},
{"start": "00:46:56.06", "end": "00:47:00.06", "subtitle": "Never be the Dragon Warrior unless you lose 500 pounds and brush your teeth!"},
{"start": "00:47:01.09", "end": "00:47:05.03", "subtitle": "What is that noise you're making? Laughter? I never heard of it!"},
{"start": "00:47:05.04", "end": "00:47:08.02", "subtitle": "Work hard, panda, and maybe someday..."},
{"start": "00:47:08.03", "end": "00:47:10.02", "subtitle": "...you will have ears like mine."},
{"start": "00:47:11.08", "end": "00:47:13.02", "subtitle": "That's good."},
{"start": "00:47:13.08", "end": "00:47:17.02", "subtitle": "Ears. It's not working for you? I thought they were pretty good."},
{"start": "00:47:17.05", "end": "00:47:18.07", "subtitle": "It's Shifu!"},
{"start": "00:47:18.07", "end": "00:47:21.06", "subtitle": "Of course it's Shifu. What do you think I'm doing?"},
{"start": "00:47:23.04", "end": "00:47:24.10", "subtitle": "Master Shifu!"},
{"start": "00:47:28.00", "end": "00:47:29.07", "subtitle": "You think this is funny?"},
{"start": "00:47:29.08", "end": "00:47:32.07", "subtitle": "Tai Lung has escaped and you're acting like children!"},
{"start": "00:47:32.08", "end": "00:47:35.01", "subtitle": "- What? - He is coming for the Dragon Scroll,"},
{"start": "00:47:35.02", "end": "00:47:37.05", "subtitle": "and you are the only one who can stop him."},
{"start": "00:47:41.02", "end": "00:47:43.09", "subtitle": "And I was saying you got no sense of humor."},
{"start": "00:47:43.09", "end": "00:47:46.02", "subtitle": "I'm gonna... stop Tai Lung."},
{"start": "00:47:46.03", "end": "00:47:49.01", "subtitle": "What? You're serious? And I have to?"},
{"start": "00:47:50.10", "end": "00:47:53.10", "subtitle": "Master Oogway will stop him, like he did before."},
{"start": "00:47:54.00", "end": "00:47:55.06", "subtitle": "Oogway cannot!"},
{"start": "00:47:56.01", "end": "00:47:57.05", "subtitle": "Not anymore."},
{"start": "00:47:58.10", "end": "00:48:01.07", "subtitle": "Our only hope is the Dragon Warrior."},
{"start": "00:48:01.07", "end": "00:48:03.04", "subtitle": "- The panda? - Yes, the panda!"},
{"start": "00:48:03.04", "end": "00:48:07.00", "subtitle": "Master, let us stop Tai Lung. This is what you've trained us for."},
{"start": "00:48:07.01", "end": "00:48:10.07", "subtitle": "No! It is not your destiny to defeat Tai Lung."},
{"start": "00:48:10.08", "end": "00:48:12.03", "subtitle": "It is his!"},
{"start": "00:48:12.04", "end": "00:48:13.05", "subtitle": "Where'd he go?"},
{"start": "00:48:20.09", "end": "00:48:24.02", "subtitle": "You cannot leave! A real warrior never quits."},
{"start": "00:48:24.03", "end": "00:48:25.08", "subtitle": "Watch me."},
{"start": "00:48:28.04", "end": "00:48:29.05", "subtitle": "Come on."},
{"start": "00:48:29.06", "end": "00:48:33.04", "subtitle": "How am I supposed to beat Tai Lung? I can't even beat you to the stairs."},
{"start": "00:48:33.05", "end": "00:48:36.05", "subtitle": "You will beat him because you are the Dragon Warrior."},
{"start": "00:48:37.03", "end": "00:48:40.06", "subtitle": "You don't believe that. You never believed that."},
{"start": "00:48:40.06", "end": "00:48:43.06", "subtitle": "From the beginning, you've tried to get rid of me."},
{"start": "00:48:43.07", "end": "00:48:46.00", "subtitle": "Yes! I was."},
{"start": "00:48:46.01", "end": "00:48:51.03", "subtitle": "But now I ask you to trust in your master as I have come to trust in mine."},
{"start": "00:48:52.03", "end": "00:48:56.01", "subtitle": "You're not my master. And I'm not the Dragon Warrior."},
{"start": "00:48:56.01", "end": "00:49:00.05", "subtitle": "Then why didn't you quit?! You knew I wanted you gone, yet you stayed."},
{"start": "00:49:00.06", "end": "00:49:02.06", "subtitle": "Yeah, I stayed."},
{"start": "00:49:02.06", "end": "00:49:06.04", "subtitle": "I stayed because every time you threw a brick at my head"},
{"start": "00:49:06.05", "end": "00:49:10.09", "subtitle": "or said I smelled, it hurt, but it could never hurt more"},
{"start": "00:49:10.09", "end": "00:49:14.02", "subtitle": "than it did every day of my life just being me."},
{"start": "00:49:15.02", "end": "00:49:19.05", "subtitle": "I stayed because I thought, if anyone could change me..."},
{"start": "00:49:19.08", "end": "00:49:22.09", "subtitle": "...could make me... not me..."},
{"start": "00:49:22.10", "end": "00:49:24.03", "subtitle": "...it was you."},
{"start": "00:49:24.06", "end": "00:49:27.05", "subtitle": "The greatest kung fu teacher in all of China!"},
{"start": "00:49:27.06", "end": "00:49:29.02", "subtitle": "But I can change you!"},
{"start": "00:49:29.03", "end": "00:49:32.08", "subtitle": "I can turn you into the Dragon Warrior! And I will!"},
{"start": "00:49:32.09", "end": "00:49:36.09", "subtitle": "Come on. Tai Lung is on his way here right now."},
{"start": "00:49:36.09", "end": "00:49:40.03", "subtitle": "Even if it takes him a hundred years to get here, how are you..."},
{"start": "00:49:40.04", "end": "00:49:44.07", "subtitle": "...gonna change this into the Dragon Warrior?"},
{"start": "00:49:46.10", "end": "00:49:47.10", "subtitle": "How?"},
{"start": "00:49:49.06", "end": "00:49:50.06", "subtitle": "How?"},
{"start": "00:49:53.07", "end": "00:49:55.08", "subtitle": "- How?! - I don't know!"},
{"start": "00:50:03.09", "end": "00:50:05.05", "subtitle": "I don't know."},
{"start": "00:50:12.00", "end": "00:50:14.03", "subtitle": "That's what I thought."},
{"start": "00:50:52.09", "end": "00:50:55.01", "subtitle": "This is what you trained me for."},
{"start": "00:51:02.02", "end": "00:51:03.02", "subtitle": "Tigress!"},
{"start": "00:51:07.05", "end": "00:51:09.03", "subtitle": "Don't try and stop me."},
{"start": "00:51:12.00", "end": "00:51:13.05", "subtitle": "We're not trying to stop you."},
{"start": "00:51:13.06", "end": "00:51:14.06", "subtitle": "What?"},
{"start": "00:51:14.07", "end": "00:51:16.05", "subtitle": "We're coming with you!"},
{"start": "00:52:29.07", "end": "00:52:33.02", "subtitle": "What? I eat when I'm upset, OK?"},
{"start": "00:52:34.05", "end": "00:52:35.08", "subtitle": "No need to explain."},
{"start": "00:52:35.09", "end": "00:52:40.01", "subtitle": "I thought you might be Monkey. He hides his almond cookies on the top shelf."},
{"start": "00:53:01.00", "end": "00:53:02.07", "subtitle": "Don't tell Monkey."},
{"start": "00:53:02.08", "end": "00:53:05.09", "subtitle": "- Look at you. - Yeah, I know, I disgust you."},
{"start": "00:53:06.00", "end": "00:53:09.00", "subtitle": "No, I mean, how did you get up there?"},
{"start": "00:53:09.01", "end": "00:53:11.08", "subtitle": "I don't know. I guess that..."},
{"start": "00:53:12.02", "end": "00:53:14.05", "subtitle": "I don't know. I was getting a cookie."},
{"start": "00:53:14.06", "end": "00:53:16.05", "subtitle": "Yet you are ten feet off the ground."},
{"start": "00:53:17.05", "end": "00:53:19.08", "subtitle": "And you have done a perfect spilt."},
{"start": "00:53:19.09", "end": "00:53:22.09", "subtitle": "No, this? This is just..."},
{"start": "00:53:23.06", "end": "00:53:24.09", "subtitle": "...an accident."},
{"start": "00:53:29.02", "end": "00:53:32.02", "subtitle": "There are no accidents."},
{"start": "00:53:32.03", "end": "00:53:33.04", "subtitle": "Come with me."},
{"start": "00:53:41.04", "end": "00:53:44.08", "subtitle": "I know you're trying to be all mystical and kung fuey..."},
{"start": "00:53:44.09", "end": "00:53:47.06", "subtitle": "...but could you at least tell me where we're going?"},
{"start": "00:53:57.05", "end": "00:54:00.00", "subtitle": "You dragged me..."},
{"start": "00:54:00.01", "end": "00:54:01.08", "subtitle": "...all the way out here..."},
{"start": "00:54:01.08", "end": "00:54:03.02", "subtitle": "...for a bath?"},
{"start": "00:54:06.08", "end": "00:54:08.01", "subtitle": "Panda..."},
{"start": "00:54:08.02", "end": "00:54:11.08", "subtitle": "...we do not wash our pits in the Pool of Sacred Tears."},
{"start": "00:54:13.01", "end": "00:54:14.01", "subtitle": "The Pool of..."},
{"start": "00:54:14.02", "end": "00:54:16.08", "subtitle": "This is where Oogway unraveled the mysteries..."},
{"start": "00:54:16.09", "end": "00:54:19.00", "subtitle": "...of harmony and focus."},
{"start": "00:54:19.01", "end": "00:54:21.06", "subtitle": "This is the birthplace..."},
{"start": "00:54:21.07", "end": "00:54:22.10", "subtitle": "...of kung fu."},
{"start": "00:54:36.10", "end": "00:54:39.02", "subtitle": "Do you want to learn kung fu?"},
{"start": "00:54:39.03", "end": "00:54:40.03", "subtitle": "Yeah!"},
{"start": "00:54:40.04", "end": "00:54:43.06", "subtitle": "Then I am your master!"},
{"start": "00:54:43.07", "end": "00:54:45.05", "subtitle": "OK!"},
{"start": "00:54:46.08", "end": "00:54:47.09", "subtitle": "Don't cry."},
{"start": "00:54:47.10", "end": "00:54:49.03", "subtitle": "OK."},
{"start": "00:54:55.01", "end": "00:54:57.00", "subtitle": "When you focus on kung fu,"},
{"start": "00:54:57.01", "end": "00:54:59.03", "subtitle": "when you concentrate..."},
{"start": "00:54:59.04", "end": "00:55:00.08", "subtitle": "...you stink."},
{"start": "00:55:00.09", "end": "00:55:02.08", "subtitle": "Perhaps that is my fault."},
{"start": "00:55:02.08", "end": "00:55:06.03", "subtitle": "I cannot train you the way I have trained the Five."},
{"start": "00:55:06.04", "end": "00:55:09.05", "subtitle": "I now see that the way to get through to you..."},
{"start": "00:55:09.05", "end": "00:55:10.08", "subtitle": "...is with this."},
{"start": "00:55:10.09", "end": "00:55:13.07", "subtitle": "Oh, great, 'cause I am hungry."},
{"start": "00:55:14.06", "end": "00:55:15.06", "subtitle": "Good."},
{"start": "00:55:15.07", "end": "00:55:18.04", "subtitle": "When you have been trained, you may eat."},
{"start": "00:55:19.08", "end": "00:55:21.00", "subtitle": "Let us begin."},
{"start": "00:56:31.07", "end": "00:56:32.08", "subtitle": "After you, panda."},
{"start": "00:56:32.09", "end": "00:56:34.09", "subtitle": "Just like that?"},
{"start": "00:56:34.09", "end": "00:56:38.06", "subtitle": "No sit-ups? No ten-mile hike?"},
{"start": "00:56:38.07", "end": "00:56:43.02", "subtitle": "I vowed to train you, and you have been trained. You are free to eat."},
{"start": "00:56:48.06", "end": "00:56:50.02", "subtitle": "Enjoy."},
{"start": "00:56:51.07", "end": "00:56:53.02", "subtitle": "Hey!"},
{"start": "00:56:53.02", "end": "00:56:56.04", "subtitle": "I said you are free to eat. Have a dumpling."},
{"start": "00:56:57.07", "end": "00:56:59.02", "subtitle": "Hey!"},
{"start": "00:57:05.05", "end": "00:57:07.04", "subtitle": "You are free to eat."},
{"start": "00:57:07.05", "end": "00:57:09.04", "subtitle": "- Am I?! - Are you?!"},
{"start": "00:58:35.08", "end": "00:58:37.03", "subtitle": "I'm not hungry."},
{"start": "00:58:40.09", "end": "00:58:42.01", "subtitle": "Master."},
{"start": "00:59:12.02", "end": "00:59:13.05", "subtitle": "Out it!"},
{"start": "00:59:30.08", "end": "00:59:32.06", "subtitle": "Where's the Dragon Warrior?"},
{"start": "00:59:32.06", "end": "00:59:35.06", "subtitle": "How do you know you're not looking at her?"},
{"start": "00:59:35.07", "end": "00:59:37.09", "subtitle": "You think I'm a fool?"},
{"start": "00:59:37.10", "end": "00:59:41.06", "subtitle": "I know you're not the Dragon Warrior. None of you!"},
{"start": "00:59:41.07", "end": "00:59:44.09", "subtitle": "I heard how he fell out of the sky in a ball of fire."},
{"start": "00:59:45.00", "end": "00:59:49.04", "subtitle": "That he's a warrior unlike anything the world has ever seen."},
{"start": "00:59:49.05", "end": "00:59:55.01", "subtitle": "- Po? - So that is his name. Po."},
{"start": "00:59:55.02", "end": "00:59:58.03", "subtitle": "Finally, a worthy opponent."},
{"start": "00:59:58.04", "end": "01:00:00.08", "subtitle": "Our battle will be legendary!"},
{"start": "01:00:20.08", "end": "01:00:22.05", "subtitle": "We've got this. Help her."},
{"start": "01:00:47.02", "end": "01:00:48.02", "subtitle": "Monkey!"},
{"start": "01:00:48.02", "end": "01:00:50.01", "subtitle": "Go!"},
{"start": "01:00:50.01", "end": "01:00:51.03", "subtitle": "What was I thinking?!"},
{"start": "01:01:01.08", "end": "01:01:02.08", "subtitle": "Mantis!"},
{"start": "01:01:08.00", "end": "01:01:09.05", "subtitle": "Now!"},
{"start": "01:01:55.04", "end": "01:01:57.07", "subtitle": "Shifu taught you well."},
{"start": "01:02:00.06", "end": "01:02:02.06", "subtitle": "But he didn't teach you everything."},
{"start": "01:02:06.07", "end": "01:02:08.02", "subtitle": "You have done well, panda."},
{"start": "01:02:08.03", "end": "01:02:11.10", "subtitle": "Done well? Done well?"},
{"start": "01:02:12.00", "end": "01:02:13.03", "subtitle": "I've done awesome!"},
{"start": "01:02:15.00", "end": "01:02:18.02", "subtitle": "The mark of a true hero is humility."},
{"start": "01:02:18.03", "end": "01:02:20.10", "subtitle": "But, yes, you have done..."},
{"start": "01:02:21.06", "end": "01:02:22.09", "subtitle": "...awesome."},
{"start": "01:02:30.02", "end": "01:02:33.05", "subtitle": "Guys? Guys?! They're dead!"},
{"start": "01:02:33.06", "end": "01:02:37.00", "subtitle": "No, they're breathing. They're asleep? But their eyes are open."},
{"start": "01:02:37.01", "end": "01:02:39.01", "subtitle": "We were no match for his nerve attach."},
{"start": "01:02:39.02", "end": "01:02:41.04", "subtitle": "He's gotten stronger."},
{"start": "01:02:41.05", "end": "01:02:43.08", "subtitle": "Who? Tai Lung? Stronger?"},
{"start": "01:02:44.10", "end": "01:02:45.09", "subtitle": "He's too fast!"},
{"start": "01:02:46.00", "end": "01:02:47.06", "subtitle": "Sorry, Po."},
{"start": "01:02:49.07", "end": "01:02:51.02", "subtitle": "I thought we could stop him."},
{"start": "01:02:51.03", "end": "01:02:53.01", "subtitle": "He could have killed you."},
{"start": "01:02:53.02", "end": "01:02:54.03", "subtitle": "Why didn't he?"},
{"start": "01:02:54.03", "end": "01:02:58.07", "subtitle": "So you could come back and strike fear into our hearts. But it won't work."},
{"start": "01:02:58.08", "end": "01:03:03.01", "subtitle": "It might. I mean, a little."},
{"start": "01:03:03.02", "end": "01:03:04.04", "subtitle": "I'm pretty scared."},
{"start": "01:03:04.05", "end": "01:03:05.10", "subtitle": "You can defeat him, panda!"},
{"start": "01:03:06.00", "end": "01:03:08.10", "subtitle": "Are you kidding? If they can't?!"},
{"start": "01:03:09.00", "end": "01:03:12.00", "subtitle": "They're five masters. I'm just one me."},
{"start": "01:03:12.01", "end": "01:03:15.05", "subtitle": "But you will have the one thing that no one else does."},
{"start": "01:03:20.08", "end": "01:03:23.03", "subtitle": "You really believe I'm ready?"},
{"start": "01:03:23.04", "end": "01:03:25.01", "subtitle": "You are..."},
{"start": "01:03:25.01", "end": "01:03:26.04", "subtitle": "...Po."},
{"start": "01:04:15.04", "end": "01:04:18.09", "subtitle": "Behold the Dragon Scroll."},
{"start": "01:04:19.00", "end": "01:04:20.10", "subtitle": "It is yours."},
{"start": "01:04:21.00", "end": "01:04:23.10", "subtitle": "Wait. What happens when I read it?"},
{"start": "01:04:24.00", "end": "01:04:28.01", "subtitle": "Legend says you will be able to hear a butterfly's wing beat."},
{"start": "01:04:28.01", "end": "01:04:30.04", "subtitle": "Really? That's cool."},
{"start": "01:04:30.04", "end": "01:04:33.03", "subtitle": "Yes. And see light in the deepest cave."},
{"start": "01:04:33.03", "end": "01:04:36.02", "subtitle": "You will feel the universe in motion around you."},
{"start": "01:04:36.09", "end": "01:04:38.03", "subtitle": "Can I punch through walls?"},
{"start": "01:04:38.04", "end": "01:04:40.08", "subtitle": "- Do a quadruple back flip? - Focus."},
{"start": "01:04:40.08", "end": "01:04:42.00", "subtitle": "- Will I? - Focus."},
{"start": "01:04:42.04", "end": "01:04:43.08", "subtitle": "- Focus. - Oh, yeah, yeah."},
{"start": "01:04:43.09", "end": "01:04:46.08", "subtitle": "Read it, Po, and fulfill your destiny."},
{"start": "01:04:46.09", "end": "01:04:49.01", "subtitle": "Read it and become..."},
{"start": "01:04:49.01", "end": "01:04:50.09", "subtitle": "...the Dragon Warrior."},
{"start": "01:04:57.08", "end": "01:04:59.02", "subtitle": "It's impossible to open."},
{"start": "01:05:00.02", "end": "01:05:03.04", "subtitle": "OK. Come on, baby. Come on now."},
{"start": "01:05:05.07", "end": "01:05:07.03", "subtitle": "Thank you."},
{"start": "01:05:07.04", "end": "01:05:09.08", "subtitle": "I probably loosened it up for you though."},
{"start": "01:05:11.01", "end": "01:05:12.06", "subtitle": "OK, here goes."},
{"start": "01:05:24.06", "end": "01:05:26.03", "subtitle": "- It's blank. - What?!"},
{"start": "01:05:26.04", "end": "01:05:29.09", "subtitle": "- Here, look. - No, I am forbidden to look upon..."},
{"start": "01:05:35.07", "end": "01:05:38.05", "subtitle": "Blank. I don't..."},
{"start": "01:05:38.06", "end": "01:05:40.08", "subtitle": "I don't understand."},
{"start": "01:05:42.01", "end": "01:05:44.08", "subtitle": "OK. So, like..."},
{"start": "01:05:44.09", "end": "01:05:48.01", "subtitle": "...Oogway was just a crazy old turtle after all."},
{"start": "01:05:48.02", "end": "01:05:50.08", "subtitle": "No. Oogway was wiser than us all."},
{"start": "01:05:50.08", "end": "01:05:54.09", "subtitle": "Oh, come on! Face it, he picked me by accident."},
{"start": "01:05:54.10", "end": "01:05:59.01", "subtitle": "Of course I'm not the Dragon Warrior. Who am I kidding?"},
{"start": "01:06:00.02", "end": "01:06:01.08", "subtitle": "But who will stop Tai Lung?"},
{"start": "01:06:01.09", "end": "01:06:04.04", "subtitle": "He'll destroy everything and everyone."},
{"start": "01:06:04.05", "end": "01:06:06.02", "subtitle": "No."},
{"start": "01:06:06.05", "end": "01:06:11.10", "subtitle": "Evacuate the valley. You must protect the villagers from Tai Lung's rage."},
{"start": "01:06:12.01", "end": "01:06:14.05", "subtitle": "- What about you, Master? - I will fight him."},
{"start": "01:06:14.05", "end": "01:06:17.02", "subtitle": "- What? - I can hold him off long enough"},
{"start": "01:06:17.03", "end": "01:06:18.08", "subtitle": "for everyone to escape."},
{"start": "01:06:18.08", "end": "01:06:21.03", "subtitle": "But, Shifu, he'll kill you."},
{"start": "01:06:21.03", "end": "01:06:24.02", "subtitle": "Then I will finally have paid for my mistake."},
{"start": "01:06:25.01", "end": "01:06:27.02", "subtitle": "Listen to me, all of you."},
{"start": "01:06:27.03", "end": "01:06:30.08", "subtitle": "It is time for you to continue your journey without me."},
{"start": "01:06:30.09", "end": "01:06:33.09", "subtitle": "I am very proud to have been your master."},
{"start": "01:06:54.07", "end": "01:06:57.01", "subtitle": "We've got to get them out safely."},
{"start": "01:06:57.01", "end": "01:06:59.05", "subtitle": "Come, little one. Let's find your mama."},
{"start": "01:06:59.06", "end": "01:07:03.01", "subtitle": "Viper, gather the southern farmers. Mantis, the north."},
{"start": "01:07:03.01", "end": "01:07:04.09", "subtitle": "Crane, light the way."},
{"start": "01:07:23.09", "end": "01:07:26.10", "subtitle": "Look, it's the Dragon Warrior."},
{"start": "01:07:35.07", "end": "01:07:37.01", "subtitle": "Hey, Dad."},
{"start": "01:07:37.07", "end": "01:07:38.10", "subtitle": "Po!"},
{"start": "01:07:44.09", "end": "01:07:46.10", "subtitle": "Good to have you back, son."},
{"start": "01:07:49.05", "end": "01:07:50.10", "subtitle": "Good to be back."},
{"start": "01:07:51.00", "end": "01:07:52.07", "subtitle": "Let's go, Po."},
{"start": "01:07:55.02", "end": "01:07:58.00", "subtitle": "So for our next shop, it's time to face it..."},
{"start": "01:07:58.03", "end": "01:08:01.08", "subtitle": "...the future of noodles is dice-cut vegetables..."},
{"start": "01:08:02.01", "end": "01:08:04.02", "subtitle": "...no longer slices."},
{"start": "01:08:04.03", "end": "01:08:07.07", "subtitle": "Also, I was thinking, maybe this time"},
{"start": "01:08:07.08", "end": "01:08:10.09", "subtitle": "we'll have a kitchen you can actually stand up in."},
{"start": "01:08:12.03", "end": "01:08:13.04", "subtitle": "You like that?"},
{"start": "01:08:19.06", "end": "01:08:24.02", "subtitle": "Po, I'm sorry if things didn't work out."},
{"start": "01:08:24.03", "end": "01:08:27.03", "subtitle": "It just wasn't meant to be."},
{"start": "01:08:30.08", "end": "01:08:33.03", "subtitle": "Po, forget everything else."},
{"start": "01:08:33.03", "end": "01:08:35.05", "subtitle": "Your destiny still awaits."},
{"start": "01:08:35.06", "end": "01:08:40.04", "subtitle": "We are noodle folk. Broth runs deep through our veins."},
{"start": "01:08:40.05", "end": "01:08:42.07", "subtitle": "I don't know, Dad."},
{"start": "01:08:42.08", "end": "01:08:46.08", "subtitle": "Honestly, sometimes I can't believe I'm actually your son."},
{"start": "01:08:50.02", "end": "01:08:51.03", "subtitle": "Po..."},
{"start": "01:08:51.04", "end": "01:08:55.08", "subtitle": "...I think it's time I told you something I should have told you..."},
{"start": "01:08:55.09", "end": "01:08:57.09", "subtitle": "...a long time ago."},
{"start": "01:08:57.10", "end": "01:08:59.07", "subtitle": "OK."},
{"start": "01:09:01.01", "end": "01:09:05.02", "subtitle": "The secret ingredient of my Secret Ingredient Soup."},
{"start": "01:09:07.10", "end": "01:09:12.06", "subtitle": "Come here. The secret ingredient is..."},
{"start": "01:09:12.07", "end": "01:09:13.07", "subtitle": "...nothing."},
{"start": "01:09:15.01", "end": "01:09:17.06", "subtitle": "You heard me. Nothing!"},
{"start": "01:09:17.07", "end": "01:09:20.01", "subtitle": "There is no secret ingredient!"},
{"start": "01:09:20.02", "end": "01:09:23.02", "subtitle": "Wait, wait. It's just plain old noodle soup?"},
{"start": "01:09:23.03", "end": "01:09:26.02", "subtitle": "You don't add some kind of special sauce or something?"},
{"start": "01:09:26.03", "end": "01:09:30.07", "subtitle": "Don't have to. To make something special, you just believe it's special."},
{"start": "01:09:41.03", "end": "01:09:43.08", "subtitle": "There is no secret ingredient."},
{"start": "01:10:06.04", "end": "01:10:09.02", "subtitle": "I have come home, Master."},
{"start": "01:10:09.03", "end": "01:10:12.06", "subtitle": "This is no longer your home. And I am no longer your master."},
{"start": "01:10:12.06", "end": "01:10:16.06", "subtitle": "Oh, yes. You have a new favorite."},
{"start": "01:10:16.06", "end": "01:10:19.07", "subtitle": "So where is this Po?"},
{"start": "01:10:21.02", "end": "01:10:22.04", "subtitle": "Did I scare him off?"},
{"start": "01:10:22.05", "end": "01:10:24.08", "subtitle": "This battle is between you and me."},
{"start": "01:10:26.02", "end": "01:10:29.07", "subtitle": "So, that is how it's going to be."},
{"start": "01:10:29.07", "end": "01:10:31.07", "subtitle": "That is how it must be."},
{"start": "01:10:45.09", "end": "01:10:50.05", "subtitle": "I rotted in jail for 20 years because of your weakness!"},
{"start": "01:10:50.05", "end": "01:10:52.09", "subtitle": "Obeying your master is not weakness!"},
{"start": "01:10:52.10", "end": "01:10:55.08", "subtitle": "You knew I was the Dragon Warrior."},
{"start": "01:10:55.08", "end": "01:10:58.00", "subtitle": "You always knew."},
{"start": "01:10:58.01", "end": "01:11:03.00", "subtitle": "But when Oogway said otherwise, what did you do?"},
{"start": "01:11:04.02", "end": "01:11:06.07", "subtitle": "What did you do?!"},
{"start": "01:11:09.02", "end": "01:11:10.04", "subtitle": "Nothing!"},
{"start": "01:11:10.04", "end": "01:11:13.03", "subtitle": "You were not meant to be the Dragon Warrior! That was not my fault!"},
{"start": "01:11:13.03", "end": "01:11:15.03", "subtitle": "Not your fault?!"},
{"start": "01:11:15.04", "end": "01:11:17.04", "subtitle": "Who filled my head with dreams?!"},
{"start": "01:11:17.05", "end": "01:11:19.07", "subtitle": "Who drove me to train until my bones cracked?!"},
{"start": "01:11:19.08", "end": "01:11:22.05", "subtitle": "Who denied me my destiny?!"},
{"start": "01:11:31.08", "end": "01:11:34.04", "subtitle": "It was never my decision to make!"},
{"start": "01:11:39.09", "end": "01:11:41.02", "subtitle": "It is now."},
{"start": "01:11:46.02", "end": "01:11:49.10", "subtitle": "Give me the scroll!"},
{"start": "01:11:50.01", "end": "01:11:51.03", "subtitle": "I would rather die."},
{"start": "01:12:41.05", "end": "01:12:44.05", "subtitle": "All I ever did, I did to make you proud!"},
{"start": "01:12:44.07", "end": "01:12:47.02", "subtitle": "Tell me how proud you are, Shifu!"},
{"start": "01:12:48.02", "end": "01:12:49.07", "subtitle": "Tell me!"},
{"start": "01:12:50.02", "end": "01:12:51.10", "subtitle": "Tell me!"},
{"start": "01:13:02.03", "end": "01:13:05.06", "subtitle": "I have... I have always been proud of you."},
{"start": "01:13:06.08", "end": "01:13:10.01", "subtitle": "From the first moment, I've been..."},
{"start": "01:13:10.02", "end": "01:13:12.05", "subtitle": "...proud of you."},
{"start": "01:13:12.06", "end": "01:13:14.09", "subtitle": "And it was my pride..."},
{"start": "01:13:14.10", "end": "01:13:17.00", "subtitle": "...that blinded me."},
{"start": "01:13:17.01", "end": "01:13:20.07", "subtitle": "I loved you too much to see what you were becoming..."},
{"start": "01:13:21.07", "end": "01:13:23.09", "subtitle": "...what I..."},
{"start": "01:13:23.10", "end": "01:13:25.10", "subtitle": "...was turning you into."},
{"start": "01:13:26.08", "end": "01:13:28.08", "subtitle": "I'm..."},
{"start": "01:13:28.08", "end": "01:13:29.08", "subtitle": "I'm sorry."},
{"start": "01:13:38.03", "end": "01:13:41.01", "subtitle": "I don't want your apology."},
{"start": "01:13:41.01", "end": "01:13:42.07", "subtitle": "I want my scroll!"},
{"start": "01:13:44.08", "end": "01:13:47.01", "subtitle": "What?!"},
{"start": "01:13:47.02", "end": "01:13:48.04", "subtitle": "Where is it?!"},
{"start": "01:13:49.04", "end": "01:13:54.00", "subtitle": "Dragon Warrior has taken the scroll halfway across China by now."},
{"start": "01:13:55.02", "end": "01:13:58.03", "subtitle": "You will never see that scroll, Tai Lung."},
{"start": "01:13:58.04", "end": "01:13:59.07", "subtitle": "Never."},
{"start": "01:14:00.06", "end": "01:14:01.06", "subtitle": "Never."},
{"start": "01:14:08.06", "end": "01:14:09.09", "subtitle": "Stairs."},
{"start": "01:14:12.03", "end": "01:14:14.01", "subtitle": "Who are you?"},
{"start": "01:14:14.02", "end": "01:14:19.02", "subtitle": "Buddy, I am the Dragon Warrior."},
{"start": "01:14:22.02", "end": "01:14:23.06", "subtitle": "You?"},
{"start": "01:14:24.05", "end": "01:14:26.05", "subtitle": "Him? He's a panda."},
{"start": "01:14:26.06", "end": "01:14:30.04", "subtitle": "You're a panda. What are you gonna do, big guy? Sit on me?"},
{"start": "01:14:30.05", "end": "01:14:32.04", "subtitle": "Don't tempt me."},
{"start": "01:14:32.05", "end": "01:14:36.05", "subtitle": "No. I'm gonna use this."},
{"start": "01:14:36.06", "end": "01:14:38.02", "subtitle": "You want it? Come and get it."},
{"start": "01:14:39.10", "end": "01:14:41.03", "subtitle": "Finally!"},
{"start": "01:15:07.02", "end": "01:15:08.07", "subtitle": "That scroll is mine!"},
{"start": "01:16:02.05", "end": "01:16:03.05", "subtitle": "Lightning!"},
{"start": "01:16:38.07", "end": "01:16:40.07", "subtitle": "The scroll has given him power!"},
{"start": "01:16:41.03", "end": "01:16:42.09", "subtitle": "No!"},
{"start": "01:17:19.04", "end": "01:17:23.03", "subtitle": "Finally! Oh, yes."},
{"start": "01:17:23.04", "end": "01:17:28.02", "subtitle": "The power of the Dragon Scroll is mine!"},
{"start": "01:17:32.05", "end": "01:17:34.06", "subtitle": "It's nothing!"},
{"start": "01:17:36.05", "end": "01:17:39.01", "subtitle": "It's OK. I didn't get it the first time, either."},
{"start": "01:17:39.09", "end": "01:17:40.09", "subtitle": "What?"},
{"start": "01:17:42.02", "end": "01:17:43.10", "subtitle": "There is no secret ingredient."},
{"start": "01:17:47.05", "end": "01:17:48.08", "subtitle": "It's just you."},
{"start": "01:17:58.05", "end": "01:17:59.06", "subtitle": "Stop it!"},
{"start": "01:17:59.07", "end": "01:18:01.04", "subtitle": "I'm gonna pee."},
{"start": "01:18:03.00", "end": "01:18:04.06", "subtitle": "Don't."},
{"start": "01:18:04.07", "end": "01:18:06.04", "subtitle": "Don't! Don't!"},
{"start": "01:19:13.06", "end": "01:19:15.04", "subtitle": "You..."},
{"start": "01:19:15.05", "end": "01:19:17.07", "subtitle": "...can't defeat me."},
{"start": "01:19:22.02", "end": "01:19:23.04", "subtitle": "You..."},
{"start": "01:19:24.08", "end": "01:19:26.06", "subtitle": "...you're just a big..."},
{"start": "01:19:26.06", "end": "01:19:28.02", "subtitle": "...fat..."},
{"start": "01:19:28.03", "end": "01:19:29.03", "subtitle": "...panda!"},
{"start": "01:19:30.03", "end": "01:19:33.04", "subtitle": "I'm not a big fat panda."},
{"start": "01:19:33.05", "end": "01:19:35.08", "subtitle": "I'm the big fat panda."},
{"start": "01:19:38.00", "end": "01:19:39.05", "subtitle": "The Wuxi Finger Hold!"},
{"start": "01:19:39.05", "end": "01:19:40.10", "subtitle": "Oh, you know this hold?"},
{"start": "01:19:41.00", "end": "01:19:44.10", "subtitle": "You're bluffing. You're bluffing. Shifu didn't teach you that."},
{"start": "01:19:45.01", "end": "01:19:46.08", "subtitle": "Nope."},
{"start": "01:19:46.08", "end": "01:19:49.00", "subtitle": "I figured it out. Skadoosh."},
{"start": "01:20:09.06", "end": "01:20:10.08", "subtitle": "Look!"},
{"start": "01:20:11.08", "end": "01:20:13.09", "subtitle": "The Dragon Warrior."},
{"start": "01:20:41.04", "end": "01:20:46.03", "subtitle": "That's my boy! That big lovely kung fu warrior is my son!"},
{"start": "01:20:48.03", "end": "01:20:49.04", "subtitle": "Yes!"},
{"start": "01:20:50.07", "end": "01:20:52.03", "subtitle": "Thanks, Dad."},
{"start": "01:21:01.06", "end": "01:21:02.10", "subtitle": "Hey, guys."},
{"start": "01:21:07.07", "end": "01:21:09.00", "subtitle": "Master."},
{"start": "01:21:09.01", "end": "01:21:10.05", "subtitle": "Master."},
{"start": "01:21:13.04", "end": "01:21:15.02", "subtitle": "Master?"},
{"start": "01:21:15.03", "end": "01:21:16.07", "subtitle": "Master Shifu!"},
{"start": "01:21:29.08", "end": "01:21:31.01", "subtitle": "Master!"},
{"start": "01:21:31.02", "end": "01:21:33.03", "subtitle": "Shifu, are you OK?!"},
{"start": "01:21:35.07", "end": "01:21:37.01", "subtitle": "Po."},
{"start": "01:21:37.02", "end": "01:21:39.01", "subtitle": "You're alive."},
{"start": "01:21:39.02", "end": "01:21:40.04", "subtitle": "Or we're both dead."},
{"start": "01:21:40.05", "end": "01:21:44.04", "subtitle": "No, Master, I didn't die. I defeated Tai Lung."},
{"start": "01:21:44.05", "end": "01:21:45.06", "subtitle": "You did?"},
{"start": "01:21:49.09", "end": "01:21:55.06", "subtitle": "Wow. It is as Oogway foretold."},
{"start": "01:21:55.07", "end": "01:21:59.02", "subtitle": "You are the Dragon Warrior."},
{"start": "01:21:59.09", "end": "01:22:02.04", "subtitle": "You have brought peace..."},
{"start": "01:22:02.04", "end": "01:22:05.02", "subtitle": "...to this valley..."},
{"start": "01:22:05.03", "end": "01:22:07.05", "subtitle": "...and..."},
{"start": "01:22:07.06", "end": "01:22:09.02", "subtitle": "...and to me."},
{"start": "01:22:09.03", "end": "01:22:10.05", "subtitle": "Thank you."},
{"start": "01:22:12.04", "end": "01:22:15.06", "subtitle": "Thank you, Po."},
{"start": "01:22:15.07", "end": "01:22:18.03", "subtitle": "Thank you. Thank you."},
{"start": "01:22:23.08", "end": "01:22:28.08", "subtitle": "No! Master! No, no, no, don't die, Shifu, please!"},
{"start": "01:22:28.08", "end": "01:22:31.06", "subtitle": "I'm not dying, you idiot!"},
{"start": "01:22:31.06", "end": "01:22:33.06", "subtitle": "Dragon Warrior..."},
{"start": "01:22:34.09", "end": "01:22:39.07", "subtitle": "...I am simply at peace. Finally."},
{"start": "01:22:42.05", "end": "01:22:45.04", "subtitle": "So, I should stop talking?"},
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